How's it going Bros today? I'm gonna rate and eat every single candy and with me as a guest is Hi Joey the Anime Man it's me. Let's go. Finally we found one that's open. All right.

stock up everything. Everything, not everything. everything. This is where I need your like expertise to find the good stuff? Yeah of course all of them.

but don't tell me which ones are fitting. Okay, so they have some old school Kenny Okay, what the is that? that's hard candy? Yeah, that's for old people. Yeah, sorry old people. you're old already.

Okay, sure yeah. let's go they got. Super Mario Chris Pratt oh my. God it's great dude.

I Don't understand why these are popular here. They suck. This is wrong. We're gonna have a few today for sure if that's what you like.

which came to me. the right one. looks better this one. Yeah.

So these are like the really cheap traditional kind of candies. They all look the same that looks great. This is breakfast, lunch and dinner. Wow, that is so much candy.

I'm gonna die today. Why did you do this to me? You're the expert any mean Candyman Yep, that's my name. Now where's that moment to help him? Yeah, thanks. Where should we begin? We're gonna rate them all in.

Joey I Don't know what which ones have you had and which ones have you not had is the real question I Feel like I've had most of these and these they suck. Really? Yeah, they're awful. You like them. They're all right.

not too bad. Okay, which one? just why did you buy these? Because these are golden? Japanese Game here. These are actually good. Okay, which one speaks to you the most? Oh okay I don't know.

Okay, this is ridiculous. What is it? Oh this one. Takoyaki. Yeah, you picked one that requires like a 12-step program.

All right. Yeah. I mean not doing that. We have enough tea.

These are pretty basic. These you can get anyway. these are Kajuguni or like juice. Gumi made from 100 fruit juice.

Oh yeah, they're big on that in Japan yeah. the fruit juice. Yeah, there you go. All right.

the first one will be right in these actually. slob spoilers don't spoil it. You've had these before. No.

I haven't Yeah, they're good. Yeah, right. because of the fruit juice. Yeah yeah, it's 100 fruit juice.

Okay, it doesn't tastes like chemically and weird. Yeah, Hell yeah. yeah. you just say fresh.

That's probably a beat here. for me. only a B orange is kind of lame. All right, what are you rating it? I'll give that like an A Okay, that's like a solo day.

All right. I'm gonna. This is my list. Icing: This is not a democracy I Do not take any responsibility for any of the injuries.

Actually, just because of that, It's CTA Wow Yes Orange Sun Seafood Cool right? Laughs? Yes. Thank you for saving me there because I cannot reading. No, you didn't Oh, you didn't You didn't do the best part about these things. What? I'll show you you're not flaming.

Look at that means whistle, What are you gone? Oh Shaking out? Damn it. sorry. Is there chewing gum? Yeah. All right, that's fine.

Fun for the whole family. Okay I ate two players. Are you? Are we judging these off like flavor or just like overall enjoyment? Clearly it's overall enjoyment because you rated these higher than those hey tears. Okay, you know I'll accept that.

I'm glad we could come to him finally. Finally something we can agree on It: Fun as hell. Wrong. It's going down to me.

tears killing me. What's something I've never had before? Wait, you had all of these. You definitely not had these. What is this? Uh bro.

I grew up on clothes. Excuse you. Are you judging me because it's pretty Cure Today All right. Yeah, oh nice.

It's just for jelly. but it has pretty cute. Can't go wrong with pretty girls am I right? Joey They are swell. Why do they have to do that? Wait.

so what is this exactly? They're just like little fruit jelly cups. I Guess that you can just like take a shot. Oh yeah. Shot shot shot shot shot shots.

Cute. Oh what? it's jelly. Yeah. I dude you re the fact it literally says fruit jelly.

You didn't even say come by boy, you don't like that you don't like jelly. Garbage devil food. sf2 can we go lower Detail: Yeah. I've got detail actually.

I'll be generous. Oh wow, how generous of you poor poor Japanese children who had to grow up eating this garbage. But what did you grow up eating? Good candy? No, it was good. All right.

let's drink the Harry about that you don't like Harry Potter these are the best. Oh yeah, that's an S2 This is like in Sweden's like the weakest candy you can get. Well, we're not in. Sweden Phillies we're in Japan We don't have to match candy.

no they don't I was hoping Japan would change my mind. sorry German candy sucks I like your candy Germany Did Haribo have that annoying slogan like how do you produce That sounds annoying yeah I don't know what they're saying Haribo tastes the best. It makes life to a party. Kids and grown-ups love it I Don't think so Germany Get out of here.

Take your stinky candy. All right. You want to try us here. Okay, do you want to try some like dagashi? Give me some good yeah that guy which is traditional Japanese candy that's pretty.

No this sucks. There you go. Look, there's two for us. Cheers! Yay Am I gonna lose my Presbyterian license? What is this? Oh it's uh I think it smells good.

Oh it's fish so it's fine. You're good. You're still an epic pescatarian. Nice.

I Love Anagi. Why do it is kind of like the consistency of cardboard? I did nothing to that gold. strong jawline. Yeah, there you go.

That's weird. The flavor is good. I'm eating a meal I'm eating a candy. It tastes like if you got a piece of cardboard and you just like soaked it in sauce.

Yes, it does. It's really, really, really does. The consistency is like eating carbs. Yeah, no joke.

How do you write that? It's not barricade. The flavor is good. Why are you licking your fingers? That's a good sign. It's just because I don't want to make a mess.

That's a detour. I'm sorry I'm sorry. the more you chew on it, the more it's just like like paper. Yeah, yeah, that's really bad actually.

yeah. I think it's gone down. That's really gross. dude.

Can we eat something good? Please? Sure. These are good. Chibi sour gummies, Chibi salad. the salad.

Oh I know you're epic pescetarian, but come on bro. So we have four flavors we have: Coke Lemon Squash I Love lemon spine, melon soda or dominant. Okay. I'm ready for it I Love sour candy.

These are really good actually. I Want to get the lemon? Yeah, yeah. All right. Mmm okay, yeah.

All right. these are dark. Now we're back. Now we're back.

Now we're back. All right. Ah, it's so small. Yeah, oh, they're not really that sour though.

No no. Does it have a weird aftertaste? Yeah, what is that? I Don't know. I Don't like it. It's like chemically off the toast.

yeah CT was that your? That was your trump card? I Thought it was, but apparently not All right. Chibi Sours CPA All right. What do we got? Cotton candy in a in a bag? In a bag? Yeah. have you had this? I Have? Yes, bro.

you eat it. What? That's so cool. It's like a pillow that's actually kind of sick. That's awesome.

It's pretty awesome. Well I've no cotton candy so long? Yeah, this is pretty good. It's really good. I think we have a new supreme? Well new supreme.

All right. that's A2 Then that's very sweet. It's not related to your bread. It was just fun.

It was just fun. It's new supreme. All right. Oh okay.

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Yeah, hmm. these are pretty good. Oh there you can tell they're a level up from the chibi baby candy. Yeah, these are tough dummy.

It's tough. They're a little more sour which I think we were missing I think so? Yeah, they're pretty pretty good actually. Oh yeah, those are good. You can get those anywhere as well I feel a bit embarrassed buying this.

Why? Because you want to see them top? No, they would think I want to see in town? Nah, you ain't tough if you eat these. Japan does a lot of that like mail marketing and they're like the cringiest way possible for my male audience. Those are good. actually genuinely good.

Yeah, all right, you're superb. New supreme. Oh yeah I saw these. They were like yogurty.

Oh yeah, these are all good yogurt in English Oh excellent. They look like a Band-Aid package. Yeah, you should. You should see what packaging they're coming.

Excellent. Okay, is that it All right? let's go. No oh my. God it keeps going.

They like pills. They went from Band-Aids to hitting pills. crack them open. Dude, that's crazy.

Take your two a day you go bro. Thank you. There's also the lemon ones and the coke ones of these. but I think yogurt ones are the best.

That's really goody is like it's automatic here for like a little crunchy. Oh okay. it's got calcium in it. What healthy? That's why they make it like a nutritious and delicious.

that's gonna be worth an st. All right you think so? Oh I don't know. no it was pretty good I had one and I'm like I'm good now right? I mean I could have a novel I don't So wow, do you want another? I'm good. you can't have one another.

V-tier What do you think? Joy Well, my opinion clearly matters. Gummy rings although you can play around with it. What? What? I feel like cool like rubber band tricks with it. I'm ready I don't think I've had these before.

It has some dumb gimmick. That's how you win me over immediately. Yeah, immediately too. There you go.

Well I need two to make the dump truck? All right? Fine, Thank you. All right, let's see who can do it. The wackiest thing ever. Okay, this is gonna be crazy.

You said the wackiest thing and that's why my fingers really smooth after that. I don't know what is that It's pretty good. It's Cola flavor isn't it? Cola and soda. oh like raminated too.

but yeah I don't hate it. but I'm gonna give it a beat too. It's all right. Yeah, it's all right.

Would I buy it again? No. Next, what's up I don't know I'm gonna show them for it. it's Korean I was like what the this is ASMR on it. oh no.

should we just try it? Yeah. Give it a go. you gotta do some. ASMR it says it on the packaging.

you have to do it. Why does it say ASMR on it baby? Did I make noise? What is that? It's really gummy. All right. You get this mic I'll get this mic and here we go.

Oh because she's actually shocked. You know there's the Arizona you're missing out. Get it? Oh wait, it has to be sexual weird I'm not. how was it.

That was a weird experience I think we made it because intended. no no it's not. great flavor with sprinkles on it. It was all right.

it's called rainbow jelly probably. CTO yeah I give that like a c or and it's not Japanese so it goes to D2 So there's oh I've tried these. This is that water. This is water.

Gummies. Water. Gummy? Yeah all right. Japan is so high-tech.

I'm actually gummies out of water. is that it apparently? So I mean look at it. It's like seafood. Yeah, you're right, but it's great.

So it's delicious and gentle. Yeah, deliciousness is gentleness. Oh okay, that's their mortar. Oh nice set.

Oh wow, that's very grapey. You like gummies a lot in Japan Don't you? Yeah, don't be specifically, you love gummies I Love gummies I Get what they're going for. Like this. like Blissful experience but it doesn't Honestly, it doesn't taste that much considering how much you smell.

No. I was hoping for like that water droplet sound effect that you're seeing. like the attitude I think they hyped it up too much. Yeah, like though, that's it.

that's him. Yeah, that was good. They shouldn't get you there. yeah Andrew put ASMR on it.

Yeah, let's see. Tim Yeah, these are height I feel they went with a gimmick and they it didn't really like to live up. it's cool though. All right, let's see.

this is all Gummy All right here we go. Here's something different. This is not a candy potato fry. Oh wow.

Oh geez, what are these? It's sweet potato I think I didn't read it. They're like same day. Um, they're pretty good. Wow, that might have been the best one.

You get like three but only 62 calories. Look yo, let's go Fried chicken flavor. That's why it's good. Yeah my pescatarianism.

No, they're actually really good. These are really good. New supreme, new supreme. I would say yes Tim Well pretty delicious you like? Savory I Don't know.

just you know. the sweets guys. I Don't know why. it's just unfortunate because we're doing this video all right.

Maybe we'll find some then. I see Chris Pratt and I get immediately excited yo is that who's playing? Luigi uh I don't know Leonardo DiCaprio All right you want? Chris Brown Leo yeah I'll give you both Okay Oh two different flavors. Oh wow. So Chris Pratt is Coke flavored? yeah more more cooked flavored gummy guys? well apparently you can.

Also, if you're lucky you can get got me a shape. you can get different rare gummies. you can get rare gummies. then we get the rare gummy I didn't wait.

What's that? That's Yoshi Oh yeah, who's Brown Well did we get the rare gummies? All right? Yes holy. we got rare gummies. which ones you get Yoshi and the star oh I'm so excited eating all this chemically oh my God All right, do we have anything that's not gummy? Anything is not going. we got that isn't Savory Food: We got the king.

okay I got a lot of flag for eating these and saying I hate them you don't like the Bible I had the corn flavor of my bowl. no that was weird. the the takoyaki flavor is the best one. okay maybe I should try that have the top way.

Okay and they work for me and then this is the this is the teriyaki burger so it just means flavor or stick. it means good, stick good Steak Tasty. Stick about to eat a PVC pipe Denton No to be honest, like these were good when I was a kid but only because you can get one for like 10. Yen Oh wow.

so like you know they were like 40 Man man it's growing on me a little bit actually. you know I thought it was so strong in the beginning. Definitely better than the corn though. Yeah I don't know why you had the Corner for the first time I don't know.

come on, it's for clearly for kids. No adults eat it too. I've never seen a nanole eat it. Adults on a budget? All right.

Don't judge for poor people I will not be part of you. Sorry. All right, what else do we have? Okay, let's try these. I've never had these These are drinkable jellies because Japan loves jellies for some reason Coke flavored or soda flavored I'll do their soda flavor.

so usually I got the cokes on. okay I've never even seen these before Oh My yeah, yeah, it just came right away, didn't it? It just wow. it just so. do you want a tissue? Damn, it's really like some people just had that issue I'm embarrassed.

Um, that's really good. Yeah, yeah you know I hate jelly but they have these everywhere in Japan Like the drinkable jelly. Yeah, the drinkable jelly is quite good because it's not so slushy as regular jelly. The coke one has like kind of tastes like chocolate Oh weird am I tripping.

can you try that? Okay, it's it. kind of tastes like chocolate. Oh that's a weird cold flavor. Yeah, it's like a chocolatey Coke Yeah, that's weird I don't know if I like that.

this one's better. Hmm yeah, this one's a lot better. Yeah, All right. I'll give that a beat too.

What are you saying? I agree. So okay. great. This is so much fun.

All right. Well I think we're about a third way through. speed up I'm waiting for now I'm exhausted. All right.

come on, this is all the way from Iraq all the way from Morocco Definitely. it's got a cute little otter on mine. you can't see it. but I'm enjoying it.

That's weird I think the last time I had this I was like five. Oh what? yeah mmm it's pretty nice. Yeah, it's pretty good. It kind of tastes like whipped cream.

Yeah, really sweet whipped cream. like with cream with sugar in it. Super sugary whipped cream. That's nice.

Beats here. Has absolutely zero complaints B2 All right, fine. fine. B Plus you call me back and be pleased mindset would love these I'll buy this for him.

Yeah and these are so cheap too. These are also like 10 20 Yen they have to be their air. Yeah since we're gonna have a kid I need to show them what what the good stuff is. Sure sure, the first thing you're gonna do to when you see your newborn son is you're gonna show them this video and be like it's on.

If you don't eat the goated ones, you're dead to me. If you like the Umaye ball I'm smacking it out of your hand. What else looks fancy to you? Any candy that's not gummy at this point? I'm so sick. All right.

it's all got me. It's all gummies. God You love gummy, don't you? Okay, What is this? This looks crazy. Do you want to make this? Sure? Okay I Need some water? I Mean we can try it.

Why don't you? Uh, why don't you make this? Why don't you make this What? Come sit down. come sit down. I'll show you how to make. Oh yeah.

so this is called chikugashi or like educational candy because it teaches kids how to work for their food. Oh they don't get that handed to you. You got to work. You gotta work for it.

Well one says one on it. Yep so put number one into the team. So pour the number one into the ball and it needs to be children as yeah. Oh I See So the water has the water.

Got it? Did you just try and pour water that wasn't in? No. no Stop mixing it. What mix it up? Get rid of all the water. There you go.

This is so awesome. And then while he's making the number two powder also known as king? Really? Okay, yeah, yeah. and now watch. Huh? White's blue? It's Sweden color.

Now watch what happens when you mix it. Or if you mix blue with yellow, it turns orange. Supposed to be green. Why is it not green? Oh, there we go.

Yeah yeah. blue. keep going. all right.

You know. Done. whip that boy up. Yeah boy.

Now that that's whipped up, you get the third and final bag. What? This is awesome. This is definitely a nest. You're coming if it tastes and now what you do is you take a spoonful of that, you dip it into the candy and you have.

you had this in? Yes. I grew up on this. All right? What? I Never said it tasting good though. Pretty nice though.

Yeah, yeah. could you imagine being five years old if you did anything this stuff? Yeah, that'd be the coolest. I was on a steady diet of these when I was like five. Research tastes very sugary for sugary foam and then you dip it in like something.

Yeah, Cheesecake and a candy? Yeah, all right. maybe. I'll give it a name here. Okay, foreign Island sounds weird out of context.

Do you want to tell people more content? So, Momotaro is like a folklore story in Japan of a boy who was born out of a giant peach. right? And he that's the most as much as I knew. Yeah and what he does is he goes to he he wants to go defeat the Oni in the island of the Oni Okay, but he needs help. So what the ubachar does the old woman does that raises him.

He makes him go which is this stuff and he gives it to certain animals and then the animals come along and they all fight. in the island. They fight and they win. That's you know.

Yeah, why does it look like that? Oh, it's the packaging. Yeah I don't remember looking like that. This is definitely like old school. Yeah, What Do you eat The paper? No.

Are you sure you're just too strong? I Know no, you eat the paper. No, you don't eat the paper. All right. Be my guest.

I'm telling you, you eat the paper. I Swear to God I Think he just ate paper. Best paper. Hold on.

Let me see this. The paper. Let me see. Never mind you eat it as it is.

you eat the paper. Give me the paper gummy. Burger That's this. isn't even Japanese it's Yuppie.

We didn't rate it. sorry uh. beat here or an eight here because it kills demons. That's cool.

It doesn't kill these. what do they do? Then it makes the animals follow you. Wasn't the point to go to in the island and yeah, but he gives those. He gives that to the animals and that's it.

I'm confused I don't understand whatever this is from. this is from. Indonesia Indo Bros It's not your time. Oh this is the one that comes with the card right? Yes! I've actually bought these Really? because there was cute anime girl.

Whoa! is that a ram? Wait which one Hold on which one is this? Oh my God Glitter Tiger How much money did I make? This is goodbye Man I Love these. It's not candy but what can you do? This might be a secret. We got a secret rare yeah cut like it's not even on the list. Look at this all right DM me and uh well.

I'll accept grade it Mint Condition Yeah, all right we're halfway there. all right. where. Where did the the only fighting thing? Oh he's loving it.

You will be a strong fighter one day. A little lick. All right. What about these? Let's let's let's do these puree.

Goonies Let me guess, Is it Yeah, it's gummies? Yeah, you said it. But so many gummies. So many gummies. These hands.

These ones are kind of weird though. What? Because they like puree? Oh what? Yeah, like really weirdly squishy. Hmm. I like them? Yeah, these are good.

They're really good. What the is it? Apple mm-hmm Okay I actually really like them. A lot of gummies. like the consistency kind of gets sucked.

Yeah, this is nice. They're like they get like a bit rubbery, right? Yeah, Yeah these are nice. Yeah, take care. quite like them.

Yeah yeah, it's pure and natural. Potato nice. Good job Japan branding It's always so hard to read like words. I'm like what the are they trying to say oh these slap these are so good.

The choo choo oh okay yeah it is. Surprisingly I thought I would get sick of Kevin by now but it's crazy. Oh I know these? no not that kind of you know. Is it cheongo? No no it's gone.

They're really soft. I do like the sour. yeah these are really good. and it says here one tablet of these has enough vitamin C for 10 lemons.

What? 10 lemon? Oh sorry, what's this right there? They love to do that. They have that on the drinks too. They're like don't worry guys, this is healthy I Swear to God lemon it's gone. like vitamins, right? Pirates wish they had this.

It's going to be would not be a thing if they just had one of these. see I've actually bought one of these ones I'm like mmm candy and then I read them like one day oh I'm supposed to have one a day. no no you're not supposed to have water. no but I've read other ones that are like oh yeah they're not really candy.

they're just like vitamins so you're supposed to take one. That's how I unlocked all my Powers Yeah that's why you turn into a geisha. Oh what's this Like Like that's a spray. Isn't it that? that's like that's like an epinephrine.

like quickly, quickly, too much sugar. Mega Mal Spray candy spray candy. Have you ever had that? No what? I've never had this. What is it? Have you had this? spray candy? For sure? Yeah, the gimmick candy we had it growing up was the the ring that was like a giant Diamond Do you remember that one ring pops? oh Ring Pops sorry.

or the spray candy was like another gimme candy. What? the I've never seen spray away bro like in my mouth. Yeah, no he never has. I Give myself a spray candy anime every morning I Give us a couple.

Oh lovely. All right. hit me up bro. That's fun I Love it.

It's really not. It's like it's great flavored spray. It's pretty epic. Yeah, it's all right, but eight years oh my.

God that's dear Jesus Christ I Love it. More of that please. No thank you I'm good I Can't eat more. Oh actually I think I've we had these in Australia as well but these are konyaku.

Oh really? yeah. Which one do you want? Do you want? yogurt? or grape? Um, I get the yogurt. Okay, the yogurt. So how do you open this without spilling it everywhere? Nailed it.

Oh geez, how are you supposed to do it? Oh, just crack it open for them. Hey more jelly. All right. What do you mean Yellow jelly from the jelly Man challenge.

ew ew Stop it Joe no. so why oh, you can win. It's not very nice. it didn't taste nice.

it like stopped me in the back of the floor and it was like what's wrong with it I like you rate that one that's a d bro. you didn't sleep on that like that was a deep breath. Yes, only boys. it's the manly Plum Gummy.

oh plump. yeah. what makes it manly I don't know I think I've ever had these before? Oh no, it to me bushy. yeah.

oh but this is like not even a nice kind of emotion. Ah no, these aren't good bro. Oh it's so salty. Why is it salty? Because it's a bit bro.

Oh, it gets better. Actually it gets bad, does it? Why do they like this? Everyone in the comments when I had it last time I was like oh my gosh, you're supposed to eat it with alcohol. eat with alcohol. Yeah flavored things I don't know.

It has like that artificial flavor to it I don't know, that was weird. yeah I didn't like that tear man. Yeah, gross. What's this? Oh, that's not scared.

All right. let's try that. Oh look at that and it's perfect to share with a friend with a friend. Oh that's nice.

Um, that's not bad. that ain't bad. Hey man. I'm usually not a massive Mochi person, but Raminos yeah.

the Ramen day Emoji Actually quite nice. I'll give it eight here. No okay, what are you gonna do? No? nothing. I Literally cannot sway any decision in this video.

Well, you can give your opinion I just won't listen. Want to listen or take it into consideration? What would you rate it? It's like a bee. All right. It's an eight here.

All right sir. That's just how it just stop it. just go over kill me. No, not even my stomach can stomach me.

These are good. I I grew up on these. are these actual candies? Yeah, these are Robinair candies. I ate so many of these.

like grape. Yeah, like great flavored dominant. There's a really old video on my channel yeah where I bought a box load of these, crushed it up into powder and mixed it with water to see if I could turn it back into soda and it failed. Yeah I just got a bunch of sugary powdery water that I choked on.

Okay, that's a good idea because I always feel like that's what you're supposed to do almost when I look at them. Yeah, right. like it comes in a like a Ramen a bottle so you're like oh, you can turn it back in the room and if you want to put it in your room, no, don't don't do that I Gotta be honest, we do them I Know your childhood is at stake here and all that, but it just tastes very like like the cheapest, cheapest candy you could get. That's basically what it is.

Thank you for pointing out that I was a poor child growing up I appreciate that Fearless Thank you. You must have been really poor dude. Yeah yeah. steady diet of my boy.

They're they're all right as a kid I would like them. Yeah yeah I don't write them as highly as an adult. Now to be fair, this is salted azuki, salted red bean things I don't know what these are I've never seen these before. Do you like birthday I prefer the white one wiping like if there's there's red bean taste and like all the white red beans.

yeah, whatever it is, it tastes better. Yeah, right? yeah. our first hard candy. Yeah, you seem thrilled.

Melaga No, it reminds me of my grandma. Yeah, this is grandma candy. Hey Grandma why does Grandma's candy shop dude I Love you. but why are you like? you're not giving me the experience that you think you're giving me.

Yeah, just give me a chocolate or something right? No please. Oh to be fair, this one's not bad. Yeah I Love it. The inside has like a salty to product.

Oh nice. Oh don't fight into it. Well I didn't I feel like Japan like anything they have they have to make a flavor out of it. Yeah oh we got this.

Well there's gotta be our candy with it. Yeah, it has to be of course of course. So at least three people are asking for it. Oh what long long man, You haven't seen those those ads? No I don't know.

All right. You gotta watch the long long man. Yeah, so this is a ruler on the back. It is.

It's a ruler. It shows you exactly how long it is. This is. Yeah, it seems about right.

it's bigger than your dog. All right. Well how big are you? 20 centimeters? Wow, that's two whole Momos right there you could buy. You know, at the convenient you can buy a ruler or they, yeah, what are you gonna get? but you could eat this one.

I'll let you do the honor. All right. You want to pull that out? Whoa. And then you can punch.

sorry I'm not into that. So what you do is you take a bit and you just oh what satisfying That's so cool. Oh there you go. You got it.

Yeah, look at that. Sorry for slapping you with it. No worries, that would be very nice to you. How was it? Actually it doesn't take that one.

Not very tasteful. It's fun though. You can practice your slopping for this. I'm not doing that.

What? How did you even do it? Well, let me get up. It's too dry to flirt. There's no way you can slap time. Watch me.

This is the weird Japanese in you I don't know. This is why I'm Japanese Is this another vitamin? Okay, this is gummies I guess it's flat thumbs. What no more 3D gummies for you. It looks like a door stopper.

Oh my. God it's so hard. Oh Jesus it's a question. Why do they shape them like this? Oh, they gave him a personality graph so his personality type is a very energetic.

Um, his hobbies are running really fast through space and his uh, specialty is stretches and ab work. The more you know, get your man that can do all three. Why Why man? Same as why does the dog sniff its own off? Okay, all right, because it can't I don't want to know that because they can. Okay Choco baby Chocolate baby Chocolate baby.

these are pretty good. It's got the Meiji brain. It's got the Meiji brand so like these three together. What kind of uh they go to the go-to's those are those are good.

Yeah, it's not cigarettes. Marble is just like. This is literally just like knock off M M's Oh okay. that's basically what they are.

Hmm, there we go. It's just chocolate though. Oh, it's just chocolate. but they're babies.

Hey there. they come in such small chunks so you know, like you know you don't feel like you're just like eating a load of chocolate. Yeah, makes sense. these are the same.

like they're really tiny. Yeah, he's good though. but they're like strawberry. I've actually bought these a couple times for myself.

Really? yeah, because I I made fun of it when I tried it I was like Japanese School girls buy these on their way home from school or something. It feels like that. Dogs Yeah, it's packaged like that. Yeah, but they're actually really good.

These are also pretty good too. Coffee Beet: Oh, let's try them. These are like coffee beans with chocolate. Mmm.

I'm gonna put these on. Yeah, Yes, Yes, Yes, yes, that's really good. All right. I'm just gonna eat one.

I Will definitely buy those again. Yeah, yeah, that's that's cheer. What the hell did you just say? yeah? How do you get a single one? What did you just say? You want some bro? Yeah, they're good. These are the coffee flavored chocolate is always good.

Hell yeah, these are actually so good. These are all high up there. Oh yeah, but they're chocolate. No, we want candy.

Okay, what about haichu? Yes, but this is to bite you. This is some. Sour yeah okay. extra lemon flavor.

hey more lemon. Japan Loves the lemon flavored things. Oh oh, it's way softer than us, Huh? Yeah yeah. it feels like chewing on hair a little bit.

Hair? yeah, like so crunchy. I've never chewed on hair before I Don't know what you do in the spare time, but you don't like that? No bruh. Surprising thought You'd like that. it's so soft on the outside but the inside feels like crunchy Sandy almost.

It does kind of taste like sand. All right. What about these? These are also classic juicy. I Think these have been around for like close to 50 years or something.

These are around when my mom was a kid. Mmm use a burger. It always starts good for me and then it goes down. Really? I Do notice you do that? you.

You're able to taste things .01 seconds after it ends in your mouth. it's like the first frame that touches your tongue. you just um like how are you I'm an optimistic person like how are you? how are you tasting it so quickly because I no I just know right away which is my brain I have strong receptors. What can you gonna make fun of me for that? It wasn't good.

It's like if I punched you and like the moment like the first, like and skin touches you just go well. I was gonna say was if I had to be including these two Yeah, very similar I would go with these. yeah I would go with these personally. Are you getting a little tired of them? A candy? Yeah I am.

but think like if your eight-year-old Japanese little boy oh I'd be They said we didn't be the dream I'd be my pants on the spot. All right. What about my stomach hurts? Oh what about these? these? are fitoches. They're not made out of fettuccine, they just shaped like fettuccine.

Oh what this is Italian lemon flavored. This is what it is for you. Mama Mia Bon appetit. They have to wait a little bit beforehand.

Yeah okay. make sure it's processing because I heard the moment you put in your mouth. This is a very small like your brain just couldn't help it. so you're like a speeding I can't be the only one who like knows who I like what I put in my mouth right away I feel like speed running Food Dude Wow, this makes no sense.

It's like good, good, bad good Yes, that's what we're doing it. What do you rate the fettuccine D for these next jelly set this is also Korean I'm so sick of candy craziness you have to make it I ain't making sure at this point. it comes with a frying pan. All right.

Well, let's cook it all right. Let's cook it all. There's two bags of like like pop rocks. Oh there's two bags of Pop Rocks right? Yeah.

And then you put the egg on top and it sounds like you're cooking it because the pop rocks will be going like all right, we gotta try that. You gotta try it all right? Whoa. That's a lot of Pop Rocks And then you slowly put the egg on top slowly. So it says here, slowly put the egg on top, take it out of the pack.

You should do the ad for this. It's pretty good, you goody gently. Oh, it's got a little ink. Do you hear it? It's already going off quickly.

We're missing out of the Ace of our experience. It doesn't get the egg out. Hi, Yeah, look at that dude. It's like you're really cooking an egg.

How are you doing it without any heat? And then that's pretty fun actually. Whoa Jesus burn your arms too much oil than that. I Just gotta get a sound on it. Yeah, and then the strawberry syrup.

Now all right you know. here you go: Joey I'm not an idiot. What: It's one big spoon. Well, how do I even eat it? Oh, do you want it? I don't know.

Yeah, why don't you go first? Okay, it's your video I Don't think that's how you're supposed to do it. The ketchup is really good. Yeah, it's got that nice savory flavor to it. Yeah, um.

egg as well I think I got some dog hair in there that is perfectly cooked. Yeah. Exquisite egg and it's still sizzling It is this man. been into a I'm getting it.

That's indeed. all right, but it's very fun ASMR Fun. Look at that. It's still good.

You need to try that one. No. I'm good. It's a carrot I Know you like carrots Joey Is that a well-known fact? Yeah everyone guys.

I Don't know if you know this, but that's what we talk about. Yeah Joey only eats Carrots Is it a weirdo Joe we only eat carrots? yeah Japanese like really orange complexions. all right I Have to be smart for Julie Yeah, please look over there. Whoa.

he's so smart. What is this? They're like dude, they're like rabbit pellets. What is it? Oh it's all. What is it? Well don't Honestly I don't know Mommy you can have one.

Did you like it? Momo out of ten, what do you rate it? Oh okay. oh wow oh my. God that was first one. Is this candy? or is it it's like rabbit food.

carrot and what else it's like I think it's rice puffs? Oh yes it is. Yeah, you just have like a giant mouthful and see how much of the moisture it sucks out of your mouth. Oh I can't do it. let's pour it in I don't wanna I'm gonna do it.

Yeah, it's pretty good. You just like shoved his tongue in there. Oh, you're six to your ton. Yeah, it's pretty good actually.

Yeah yeah. I'll give them a beat him. Oh God it doesn't taste like carrot, but that's probably for the better. Well maybe you can even shotgun it if you cut the bottom part here.

Just why did we buy so much candy? I don't know you would like buy everything. Hey look guys, more gummies! It's I am Pan Man gummies. Which one did you get? the grape one I Think no. what character oh the main one you got Obama I got middle.

she's my favorite. Oh okay, well that's a little fun. They're not bad actually. This is literally made for like two-year-olds What does that say about me I don't know but I like this one more than a lot of the government.

These are actually kind of good. These are like you only say that and then they're like seat here I Can't help that you have a power there I Said it, you proud of me I Thought it'd be fun to bring someone on. Give me that to eat together and we can have fun and eat together Miss Jelly again delish! I Love that they're kind of cute and tiny though. Oh really it looks so good.

Let's try it. Yeah Beach Here on my own Suitor Detail: My butt is starting to hurt. kill It smells like ballad ASMR It's like popcorn. This can't be good.

Oh okay. this is vegetable. Oh no way. You like that.

Oh it's it's like it's like taco. It's essentially popcorn. What the there poor Japanese kids I mean I Don't think kids would buy this. If they do, then they deserve to be bullied.

What do you write that? Sarah Let's get all the gross stuff out of the way. This is. This is, uh. vinegar.

Oh so this is the same. Oh, it's a cardboard one. Oh God it's all slimy. dude.

You smell it. hahaha Okay, damn it. oh my. God it's dripping all over me.

Well, then get it over this. This one is actually not nearly as bad as I thought. Really? Yeah I Don't think you'd like this one. No, it tastes way better than the other one.

The cardboard one was so difficult to chew. but this one you can actually too. Yeah, because it's wet. That's like saying oh yeah with cardboard is easy to eat than dry clothes.

You can chew through it. So B2 Oh, and I made a mess. This is also very classic. Uh, squid? No, but it's spicy.

Yes, apparently a half half of spiciness? Yeah, one and a half out of three spiciness. Okay, this actually looks good. They're not spicy. dude.

get out of here. Japan Maybe for kids. Maybe it's building up a little bit. No, no, no, sorry, there's it's like a when you breathe through your nose.

there's like some spice. Yeah, it hits the back you throw it. but it's not anything that kids can't eat. cute here.

I Don't know at this point here. so it's like a weird fever dream video. It should be nice, but it's awful at this point. All right.

Sauce flavored. Eat it. Delicious. It's good.

after having that cardboard. anything that I expect to taste like the cardboard is like it's good actually. No. Joey what do you want to write this one? um more than you.

You get to decide for once, this is your chance. This isn't as good as I Remember almost give it a good rating. Come on. I'll give it a C4 hey Terry days I love it so you didn't like it I don't it's not as good as I remembered it to be.

Oh she's up my ass. Oh what else is there left any other child. The childhood in the sounds that we can ruin for you. and definitely not no more gummy.

Foods Gummy. It's the whole fruit. Look at that. This is.

this is a this is the one true fruit gummy. Would you like a whole Apple Yes please thank you I'll take a whole. Peach You talk about this like it's crazy but like I wouldn't know the difference. Like what's so crazy about it? Oh have you ever seen fruit gummy where they literally shaped it off to the fur? No.

there you go. Okay, crazy. oh it's so soft. Wow you.

It's like a marshmallow. Yeah it is. Oh a little surprise me in the middle. Oh oh not bad.

That's not bad. Yeah, you actually judged the flavor and quicker than me. there you probably? Yeah. Finally! I'm not the only one I mean it's all right.

Like all right, you rate it. Oh um, see, All right, Most sick we've seen I Actually agree. Oh my. God he never listens to me.

What is that prominent I think soft candies. What's the difference between a soft candy and a gummy? Are they not both soft candies? You decide? Um, chewing gum? No. I would say this is a soft candy I Get it, You got me there. Japan You gotta try it and do it.

Damn it, you made me eat my words I Would definitely think this is a chewing gummy version. Yeah, more remedy looking things. Tandemina. Is this the fettuccine fettuccine? No, it's come to mean a condomina.

They're just like the fettuccino. Yeah, All right. very much. Hmm.

it's kind of like a texture of an actual grape. Yeah, it's like it has a skin. Yeah. I think that's what they're trying to go for.

Oh, it feels like eating a grape. Yeah, what the? that's kind of fun. 80. because it was fun I was gonna say YouTube would you like a pack of rabbit pellets? Oh, that looks like fish food? Yeah, it does.

You gotta eat with a stick, you savage. What stick? It comes with a stick inside. What do you want? It comes with a steak. You eat with a stick.

All right. Go for it. Does it change your experience? Yeah, you're so fast I know if I put something in my mouth I don't want someone to? No, it's not that weird. That's not weird.

It's like watching a speed run. Hmm, it's like first available frame. You react I don't around with flavors? Yeah, clearly. thank you.

88.80 Nah dog. that's like a D for me. That's all right. It's probably more like seat here, but it was funny with a stick.

and I think Joey's missing out a lot. Wow, You're gonna put it two whole points up because it came with a toothpick. Really? Maybe All right. we're speed running now two at a time.

All right. this is yogurt flavored Shady money and this is funny. It's just pop rocks I think what that was. mixed pop rocks with candy? Well now you can't eat it and it's all right.

I'm gonna have whatever this small straw city is. that's pretty good. Yeah, hey, that's really good. Yeah yeah, I mean it's PAW Patrol no, but they mix it with candy.

That's pretty cool. You should try this thing now. All right. Whatever.

this thing is too bad. I don't know I've never seen these before. Are you all good flavored? Yeah. not bad.

I Like a yoga foreign. It's a weird texture I like it. It's like crunchy and soft at the same time. Yeah, for all 9 000 tastes, that was actually pretty good.

Um, me too I Feel like you don't think I'm consistent with my rating? No. I Feel like you've put everything in the BT so far. it's gonna be. It's just like everything else is empty.

And the beaters? Boom Yes, that's good. These are good. All right. Don't even need to eat those.

Good job. Never had it again. Why do you have to buy so much to it from variations though? Then whoa. Filled with flavored, flavorful, every flavor, every every flavor.

No, it's like every soda. No I'm gonna no everything. No dare I sing beat here. You know? stop pushing the beaches.

be there. All right. So well. thanks for coming along.

Yeah, no worries. So I'm gonna go to the hospital now. My stomach hurts I definitely have diabetes. We feel like the two neighbors kid at Halloween or something.

It's like I could have all the candy I Want Three days later just lying in a pool with their own vomit? Well thanks for coming along. Yeah, no worries. what was your favorite one I think honestly like it's not candy but like these are really good. Yeah these are really good.

I mean someone actually get like again but chocolate? you can't really up that much? Sure so. but out of the candies I honestly I honestly think the tough gummies I Can't believe he's a tough boy. See, this is where I can't buy though because yeah, everyone's gonna make fun of me. So are you feeling a little tough today with your tough gummies? I Feel like I can chew it with my mouth Oh by myself I Want to get that strong jawline I'm ready.

Honestly, if anything's gonna give your Ginger Chad chin, it's eating a packet of these. So kill me. you may get that tough gummy. what's your favorite? Mine are probably uh the Nerds gummies uh that I bought for myself.

These are absolutely delicious! Uh I'm glad I found these I'm gonna take these off myself. Also talked to uh goated drink great green tea. makes you lose weight as well. Oh yeah, you got there I got the lose weight.

Definitely works all right well. check out Joey and uh see in the next video. Bye bye bye.