Today we are making pizza in italy we're in italy, i'm making pizza but more importantly, there's been this controversy on my channel that i need to address. This is how i eat pizza show picture for some reason. This is making people very upset when it's clearly the best way to eat the pizza. So i thought i need to convert people.

I need to show them how it's done. I need to do it in italy and set a new standard. Let's begin first step wash your hands, i will not use the sink because things are great okay, so i was just about to look where all the stuff was it turns out. Mars has already prepared it for me what a true italian woman, mamma mia.

She is a perfect. She prepared the pizza, i need 400 milliliters uh i need do. I need what do i need combine water, yeast and sugar in a small bowl. I need a small bowl, what counts as a small ball and how small can a ball be until it's no longer a bowl but a cup.

Something to think about. I feel like this is a small bowl, but you know this is me water, yeast and sugar. There's more water sugar, how much water warm water! I got ta heat up the water. I found a ball.

I feel like this is a normal sized bowl and another thing: how big can a ball be until it becomes a tub, we're genetically disposed to categorize items in groups, but where those things and then begin it gets confusing. Okay, we're adding the water uh yeast. It's all in italian is this yeast yeast. This is the yeast.

I need two teaspoons. What are the measurements? God damn wait. What oh they come in packages? Oh perfect, seven grams, one sachet. They know they knew that's crazy.

Look. You use the package. You need this. Oh, it fell in the hot water.

Look at this is that half half a liter guys. Do you think this is half a liter? How is this gon na two glasses? Is one half a liter? You might see it. It says two glasses is half a liter. Okay, it's half a liter.

I can tell what don't give me that lick. I know what i'm doing. Okay, i'm adding the yeast now set aside for five minutes until foamy. What do i mix it? Yeast and sugar small.

I need sugar, a pinch of caster sugar, castor sugar. This is cancer. Sugar, you're telling me this is caffeine. This is cancer sugar, a pinch you want! You want that sweetness.

It's a hidden, italian secret. I assume you mix it. It's been five minutes. I replaced it with a small bowl because sometimes when they say small bowl, they actually mean small bowl.

It's supposed to be foamy, it's not foamy. What does that mean? I don't know: combine flour and salt okay in a large bowl. This time you get the large bowl, i'm so excited to use the large bowl four cups of plain sour flour. I don't have measurements.

This is so annoying. I can eye this. I can hide this. I have no choice but to eye this now i think mine.

Okay, that's four cups. Let's say: do you think, there's four cups yeah. She said she said. Absolutely.

No, that's not four cups. How do you know by looking, but this is huge. This is not like a representation of a cut yeah. That's four! No yeah! It's four! They mean deciliters right.

I need measurements. What is a cup? Okay, google? What is a cup? How much is deciliter? According to end memo cup left right. Arrow dl1 cup equals 2.5 deciliters, 2.5 deciliter. Okay, i need more.

This is a sugar. Wait. Wait, wait! Wait! What's the pasta, how much is in this one kilo? I don't need the kilos, i need them. I need like half of this roughly right.

Okay, then i need the salt one teaspoon i can do a teaspoon. I can do that. One teaspoon! Well, then teaspoon! Okay, i did it add the yeast mixture and oil, okay, i'm adding the yeast and oil. How do i add oil in this bro? 660? Milliliters? That's a lot of oil for a pizza right baby.

Is that enough? I got a measurement. How much was this is impossible. This is not our house by the way. Oh, it's so hot.

How i don't know if i'm supposed to use my hand, i just kind of did it it feels good. I will say that it feels real good. Hmm. It looks like, though yeah yeah yeah.

This looks like, though, use a round bladed knife in a cutting motion to mix the mixture until the mixes combined use your hands to bring the dough together well. Well. Well, dude! This doesn't look bad! This looks like dough to me yeah. This is totally dope.

I made, though, from i i made it from i hard mode literally impossible mode, how gooey should it be like, if i do that, does that is that, yes, why are you taunting me? I need help. I need help help me. You're italian, we're gon na add a little bit more flour. For for luck! Good luck! Good luck! Flour! Everyone uses that right, it kind of separates.

I don't make food, i don't make pizza, i'm swedish! We don't have make pizza. Actually, we do we put banana on our pizza. Should we do that feather i've, never seen you so angry or unsatisfied. Do we have banana, i kind of want to try it.

I mean if we're making a cursed, pizza, yeah, we're doing a cursed pizza. Now, oh, it's coming off: what's a oh, no, it's getting gunky again! I'm sure! It's fine right! I'm sure it's fine. What do you want to do healthy? No! No! That's fine! I i need to do this. I just need guidance, use your hands to bring them together in a bowl brush a bowl lightly with oil turn the dough into a lightly flour, floured surface and knead for 10 minutes until smooth and elastic.

Why do i need two bowls? I already have a bowl. I have a bowl right here. It's telling me to go with another bowl, that's done! That makes no sense brush a bowl lightly with oil. I'm just gon na follow the recipe at this point see how it splatters everywhere stupid sink.

Heatsink, okay, brush with oil, did i pick the hardest thing to ever: make brush with oil? Let's use my hands there. You go brush with oil. Okay turn the dough into a lightly floured surface lightly, floured surface. This is the sugar stop taking the sugar, our flour is red.

Don't make the goddamn sugar red stupid, hey! I hate you really, god, damn it all right lightly: flour, knead for 10 minutes until smooth and elastic beautiful, mamma mia, get all your anger out. Yeah sega! That's right! Stupid pizza, hey kinda, huh! You think you're better than me. What you're glad you're clean good! Ten minutes yeah, i got ta do this. Is this when they do the spinning huh this isn't eating.

This is illegal. Am i going to person? Oh yeah. This is fun. I like pizza.

Ah, i left too hard out and my ribs it's getting sticky now stupid sugar every time it tricks me. This is me when i see a bad sink. Oh god, damn it! This thing, punched back god damn that was good! No nate! You can't don't speak to me like i'm. A dog mice is telling me to do this motion.

No. What like that is that it that's ridiculous. Why would i do that? This is so much more fun. Let this be a warning.

If any youtuber wants to fight me, this is what you got got nothing okay. I think it's been 10 minutes either that but i'm bored, oh good thing. I was where i had the new pewdiepie rhino shield case link in the description they got black friday sale check it out anyway, i have to use my thumb print and it's all covered in dough. Okay, so now turn the dough into the liverpool knead for 10 minutes until smooth and elastic yeah, i think so place the prepared bowl and turn to coat in oil.

Okay, then you also after abusing it for 10 minutes. You give it a kiss, it's okay! I love you feels good to kiss that actually do you want to kiss him? No hey guy. You want a kiss. No, no! All right here we go bye, see you in 30 minutes got ta cover it with plastic.

This will be a challenge you can use the kitchen towel. Is that it all right, see you in 30 minutes it's been an hour all right, yeah. It's reason quite a bit, as maybe i put too much oil but yeah. Oh it's! It's all! Slimy now, yeah! So it don't get stuffed.

That's why you put the oil nice. I did it dude, it's so fluffy. It's supposed to be that fluffy, it's very airy! Oh it's so light now love it so now what do we do now we make the pizza right. Do we have one of those? Oh it's time, so that's how they do in italy when the moon hits your eyes pizza, pizza, pizza, bye! I'm scared! Do you want a pizza really, you will eat my pizza, there's too much pressure if you eat my pizza, but then i'll make two to two of them.

You are not the guardian, i know it looks dumb, but it's kind of working. We use the centrifugal force. What are they called the pizzeria makers here, pizzaioli pizzaioli they're, all studying me now how we make a pizza, so good he's impossible, so much talent. What do you think of that yeah? I'm so stressed my entire future pizza making rides on this pizza man all right.

So this will be your pizza, she doesn't know, but i'm gon na make it into a heart. That's gon na be really cute. She doesn't know. I was going to make yours into a heart, but i can't do it bro.

I can't even make it into a heart all right, well, mine's, just kind of look like a pizza, no way look. What marxian wanted me to do, how on earth will i do that? I can try what's that in the middle, maybe a tomato, ah a little bit get out of here get out of here. Don't even don't even steven me man, okay, so now i will add the tomato sauce. I have not made my own sauce, which marzia was kind of scuffing at me.

For i'm sorry i didn't know so sorry i mean look. I made my own sauce there we go. I forgot to heat the oven, damn it making pizza sucks. I'm never doing this again.

Okay, we put the tomato now, the mozzarella mozzarella do it. I've never used my strawberry before. How do i use them? Why are they in these? Is it water inside me? Okay, of course, i never used mozzarella. I told you bro ew, what is it a baby inside? What is this? Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's the name? What do i do with this? Don't shower it? No you don't wash it and i just put yes what tell me what you so rude.

This is for the snack, video you're being sad, i don't know cut it. Do i tear it or cut it. I'm gon na use the scissors. I don't even care.

No, you use this for dog's feet, but it's clean. It's clean! It's clean! It's clean you're, not telling me you're so rude. This is funny to you. This seems normal to me.

Pete comedy for italians happening apparently so weird it's like chicken. Is that enough? Do you want more on yours way? More apparently. Okay, do you want? The whole thing seems like a lot. This video is stressing me out man.

I can't do this there, you go that's enough. Now they go into oven and then i will show how a pizza eat it actually doesn't. Look not that bad. My says cooking underneath i don't know how it's doing down there, but mine is okay.

Give it a few more minutes. I think i spoke too soon. We have a problem. Some mars is pizza.

Oh god, it's more! Like a brea, i made bread, it's so thick, but, like my pizza, i did it. I moved it. It kind of looks a bit cursed, i'm not gon na lie. It looks a little close to kay's kitchen cooking, i'm sorry, but it makes yours look so good.

Merci you're so cute you like it you actually it's. No, i a little mozzarella is still like. You see the the water it wasn't mine for mine, really yeah, but mine. What about my mine is watery too.

Yes, should i keep them longer. Let me try a piece it just looked like orange. I didn't want the mozzarella to burn. Look at that.

I think you usually make like smaller pieces of mozzarella, so they melt easier and they don't all right anyway. You eat it from the center. That's the whole point of this video. Oh mine, is a thick crust.

It tastes like the lunch school pizza. Mine is pink, don't judge my pizza, how dare you what you're gon na tell me pizzas aren't pink now, it's actually not it's not bad. It's not good. It's not gray, i think it would be very good if you just like to stretch anymore yeah, you live and you learn, and hopefully you learn that this is the correct way to eat the pizza.

I'll definitely do better. If i do it again, nothing like washing down your cursed pizza with some g fuel buy one get one sale happening right now: um don't eat the crust, because the crust is the worst part of the pizza. Why would anyone eat the crunch? Well, yours is gon na love all the time. Well, the thing about eating like this i've asked italians.

Actually italians, your friends or my friends too sure i was like, can i eat? Can i eat like this and they're like yeah? No one cares. Italians say this, but marcia isn't steaming from her head right now, when she's seeing this right, you don't count. No one cares. This is the best way to eat pizza.

I mean if it's the drink, it's not the best way. What do you mean? It's not the best one. We invented knife and pork just so we can eat pizza like this. You don't believe me.

Have they do it? Do they have pizzas in china? No, they know. What's the hygiene rating five out of five high generating now you know i've eaten the best part of the pizza. I can decide hey. Do i want to go overseas? Do i want to explore the edges of the cross? I don't know.

Maybe i will maybe i won't that's a fun way of eating pizzagate to everyone that disagrees, eating pizza with knife and fork bro just try it some stuff, you got ta. Try until you know. Did you know that you liked water before you tried it? I hate water, the best part about eating a pizza like this is that you can do this afterwards. You can wear it like that.

Oh no, that's gross! There! You go pewdiepie pizza. How many italians rating? Do you get three out of five three out of five? Let's go pewdiepie pizza booty all right, that's it see ya. Actually, that's not it! You know what i'm feeling adventurous. You're gon na be putting coke.

No, it's you feel as a kid. I would always think yeah. That's myself, pizza! That's cursed!.