Yeah god baby job, please no you're an american correct, yes, the land of the free yeah. Yes, oh yeah, why why don't you have a bunch of weird laws? Then? Oh, we do actually have a bunch of weird laws, maybe not so free after all, eh. Well, it depends on how you ask because now that i'm living in australia, you know, apparently i've been disowned from some been some american's eyes. I don't know oh yeah yeah, oh you should.

I can't believe you left well anyway. Okay, do you know any weird laws that exist like in america like anything top top on the top of the tongue? Can i yeah, i do know one uh. It is yeah. It's one about uh sodomy.

You know it's illegal. What is sodomy? Oh, oh google. It! Oh, what the is this: it's a bunch of angels and babies and babies yeah. What are they doing here? Look at that picture down there at the bottom, the very bottom on the right.

What is this yeah that should be illegal? I don't know what the hell jesus christ what's wrong with you. It's it's boot sex, boot sex! Oh i got it all right. You know what! Let's, let's see what other weird lawson, our god, damn i'm weirded out ice cream or something on sunday. But i don't remember where that one is wait.

What say that again, it's illegal to eat ice cream on sunday in some state. I don't remember which one it's illegal: illegal eat, ice cream, you're going to jail; bang, bang, bang kind of illegal or just yeah. Well i mean if you try to resist. Yes, all right.

Let's see what weird loss alabama alabama's got: ta have good ones, big, mustache and church. That makes people laugh that can't be it. What if it doesn't make what if it doesn't make people laugh, is it okay, then roll tide, baby, alabama kind of get it you're? Not supposed to wear silly stuff in church, i get it yeah, it's a serious, serious place, but you're a lot of serious stuff happens, but you're uh. What do you mean? Whatever i get this one? This is fine, i'm fine with this yeah.

This is illegal. What do you think the senate should be? If you make someone laugh wearing this church, kill him kill him, send jesus kamehameha on him. He comes down all right. We got 50 to play with it, so you can't wake up a sleeping bear to take a photo.

Well, yeah because you'll die yeah, that's for your own safety! I understand that one. Oh, that's the that's the flag of alaska, that's so cool in arizona, it's illegal to let a donkey sleep in a bath, but what's what's wrong with america ken! You know the thing you like to consider is that something had to happen. Yeah, that's what i meant. That's what i do.

Who did this? Who are you you that up for everyone, this is illegal. This can't happen again. Never again, a bathtub is ruined. Oh no.

In arkansas, you can't honk your car horn near a sandwich shop after 9pm who did this? Who did this? Someone must have done it so badly, but they had to change law. You know how much it takes to change the laws. We can't change anything, hey it's impossible, yeah, that's, probably why these walls are still there because they just can't change them. Oh my gosh, it's like someone's like hey, bb, yo, hey yo, give me a sandwich.

Hey look at me. Can i get no it's illegal for you to do this? Stop it california, if a frog dies during a frog jumping contest, it is illegal to eat that what don't eat the frog contestants? Obviously, but yes, they do have a frog jumping. That seems awesome. I think i've watched the netflix show about that.

They like jump down behind it and scream at it and they breed their frogs and everything. Eugenics with the frog legs they've got some strong legs, the california. What is this? Algebra algebra? Oh yeah, there's the guy down on the left down there he's what is that frog's killing? Why is he screaming at it? Yeah you got ta, make him kind of make him jump. You can scare him damn look at those legs boy.

That's some freaking! Legeronies yeah! I think the rule is you get like three lunges or two lunges and yells at the frogs. That's all you can do. This is me screaming at you. In the end, it's the furthest.

There's me screaming at you in the intro of the video yeah, and i jump just like that in colorado. You are not allowed to keep a couch on your porch. That seems like a very american thing that they took you to. Are you offended by this? I don't understand the whole porch thing: why do everyone want to stare at everyone in america right? Why do you want it? I want the backyard, not the front.

Porch i mean there's not much going on it's a small community. You got to sit on the front. Porch and look around see who's driving around and see. If there's someone that ain't supposed to be around they ain't from these parts, you know you got ta go out there.

Oh, my god. Is that really some sort of checking around? I don't know why people even keep couches on their porch to begin with, because you know there's a bunch of spiders in those cushions yeah, i don't like it in connecticut. A pickle cannot legally be called a pickle unless it bounces. Why is this like a one state thing? This should be all across america all across the world.

Really, how do you know if it's a pickle, otherwise you don't well. I had two pickles. I threw one down and just smashed a little the ground, so that was like not a pickle. Obviously, but if a pickle cannot be a pickle unless it bounces, how can you call it a pickle before you try to bounce it? That's true! Oh, my goodness.

In delaware, i can't wait for mississippi to show up. Please give me some horrible yeah. What do you think mississippi's like number one and everything bad like every everything they come out with? What's the fattest? What's the most statement, obesity cases per capita mississippi, they win at everything, who's the dumbest, mississippi in delaware, it's illegal to sell dogs, sam okay, we did it someone's business was ruined in florida. If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you have to pay the same parking meter dues that you would with a car that makes sense an elephant dude.

You ever did the florida man challenge. No, you type in uh you just google florida man and then put your birthday in like not the not the year, but just your day. That's so good florida man! Let's go i've. Seen this guy yeah yeah.

There's that many florida man news are you kidding me: uh, look at mom go type in florida, man and then september 21st, yeah yeah, some dude just call his whole family on fire. My birthday he's like hurry blow your candles out anyway. It's just an interesting thing to do, because there's so many floor-to-man articles that you can type in your birthday and fun at least you're, not in florida. You have to pay your parking for your elephant, georgia.

You can't keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket on sundays. Maybe this was it. Maybe it's not! You can't eat ice cream. You just can't keep it in your back pocket.

Oh, that would be so good. I would love to break this law. If i ever go to georgia on a sunday, you know i'm gon na. Do that he's gon na you need no, i'm grabbing a sandwich right in the back.

I got ta get five of them and just like yeah go in front of the cops and be like what are you gon na do start twerking from you yeah, who puts their ice cream in their back pocket? Who would ever think of that? It's illegal! Nobody! Now, because of lots, that's why it's been subconsciously added into my morals, some things not to do in hawaii. It is illegal to stick a coin in your ear good. I always hated that magic trick. I can hear my ear now by the way i was deaf.

Last time we recorded, i can hear i went to the doctor and they got like a big syringe of warm water and squirted my ear and a big blob. Oh, she showed it to me he's like look at this, i'm, like god, that's gross. That was in my ear and then i felt dizzy. Oh god bro! That's disgusting yeah.

What was the blob? What kind of bob was it? It was earwax like. Oh my i got like i don't know from wearing headphones, i guess and having waxy ears. I took a shower yeah and i was like: oh my ears stopped up. Let me get a q-tip and you know try to clear it out.

Yeah, it's packed yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that that's the thing you're not actually supposed to use this to clean your ears. It literally it even says yeah. It says on them like don't use the clean ears, i'm like what the am i supposed to use. Then, what am i supposed to use? What the is the q-tip box? What are you talking about the only thing you're supposed to to clean your ears with you can't clean your ears with well what the what a terrible life? Oh man, yeah yeah, you got ta, be real careful with that.

Okay! Well, i'm glad you got it out thanks. I got a mold after my ears because i made custom headphones once and she was like. Then these are the cleanest ears. I've ever seen.

Don't because you shouldn't have to clean them before so i was like what is it? That's a that's a weird compliment. Your ears are so clean yeah. Should i get up in your ear and be like yeah? Let me just feels good when they pour the wax or whatever mold in your ear and goes all the way. What are you talking about? They took a mole to your ears for what for headphones custom headphones? Are you wearing them? No, i i broke them.

It was not worth the effort, wow yeah, that's pretty fancy. Okay, i want fantastic guy ken. Were they good? That's what i want to know. Were they worth getting your ears molded? The thing was, they were amazing, but you know when the wife wants to ask you something right, even though you clearly have earphones in to take them out like imagine that they go inside your entire ear canal to take them out, because you can't hear anything even If it's paused, so you pull them out.

It's like! Oh sorry, i forgot what i wanted to ask. Oh cool, no bueno, no plan. I got the open back headphones, so you can just walk in the room and talk to me and i can hear you it's supposed to give you a better audience here. If you have, though, so good for you, is it illegal to give someone a box of chocolates weighing more than 50 pounds? I don't believe, that's an american rule.

It should be illegal not to give us something like less than 50 pounds. What do you mean in illinois, it's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese. What the what the illinois! What do you mean? What happens if you fall asleep, you go to jail. You wake up in prison! Imagine finding yourself in a cheese shop and you're, like oh, my god, i'm a little sleepy bare hands or a firearm in iowa.

It is illegal for one-armed piano players to charge money for their performances. What why not? Oh dude, you got! You got one iron, get the got. It you're, not good enough. What a weird law that one makes sense: they're, probably playing terribly right: how dare they? How dare they not be inclusive? Yeah, everybody should get paid.

That's true! You can sell them while they're down true. They already have one arm: let's give them a little bit more money. You'd think why why, if i didn't have vocal cords to leave the commentary to us, you know he's just boy. If i don't vocal cord, should you pay me or sing nah? I don't think so, dumb idea what poorly phrased law that states if two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

What that's strange should be philosophical if two trains will meet on the same track. Hmm, that's yeah, that's deep! So they just stop. No no one goes anywhere. They can't pass because i got ta stop okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, yeah, dyed, baby, chicks, good good, tell them. I had bad baby chicks, really yeah yeah. I got four of them. They followed me around everywhere.

It was great and then the cat ate them was horrible. It's a neighbor's cat too screw that that k in louisiana it's illegal to send a pizza to someone else's house without their knowledge. You know this is prank. Call it's like gone too far.

Right! That's! Definitely. What what is on this pizza right here this is offensive to me, what is some prosciutto and cola with some parmigiano, but what's the what's the green stuff, i don't understand what is that? Well, some it's rookie less solid, but i think some people call it roque. What is this a sound? Oh, i, oh sorry and i got your joke and now i now i get i get the joke and that you're hilarious, it's hilarious, yeah. Thank you.

It's actually not that bad, but it also makes no sense like bro i'm having a pizza, it's the same with burger like putting a bunch of vegetables in i'm like bro, it's a burger. What are you gon na? Do? Oh, my god in maine, you can't keep up christmas decorations after good good. I hate it put down your thing: you're, disrespecting christmas, good, good man, that's not a weird law! That's a good law! Everywhere long. We've already had the discussion about like when you put your christmas yeah, and it should be illegal to put them up too early too yeah yeah, okay, yeah, so taking them down, if you put them up before and you're worried 14., if you put them up before October 31st, you go to, i think, death sentence, i'm thinking like a banish to an island.

Maybe i'm gon na you banish them to christmas island, oh no, not anywhere, but there it's! No! That's in the australian island, it's australia! Yeah! Why? Why do you have that? Why do you have this terrible plane? Yo you got ta get crazy. You got ta fight off all the crabs. Is that where that didn't did did it did it, but there's nothing happy happening there right. No, just! Oh, my god, imagine waking up seeing this yeah looks like a dog too.

That's kind of funny right, nothing, it's bad! What is bad about it? What is it christmas, island yeah unless i'm thinking about the wrong place, it's like whenever immigrants come over like legally or whatever, into australia, and they just like put them over there in like camps like get rid of them and just put them over there? Were they a bunch of crabs? They are now all right all right. 14Th. This is hilarious. I love this.

You just have police come in knocking on people's doors. Yes, yes, yes january 15th, we're gon na have to i'm gon na. Have to take you, oh my god, don't don't ridicule the laws with your hypotheticals? Okay, no yeah! Stop that's what we do all right! The new year new us yeah number 20. in maryland, though outdated.

It is still technically illegal to wear sleeveless shirts in public. Wait. What you're not allowed to wear a tank, though no sleeveless, shirts, good v-necks, are okay, though yeah? Oh god wait. That's the second stage vote pewdiepie i'll fix it for you guys no v-necks, you're gon na, be president you're gon na fix it.

No mispronunciation of host covarna, all right, okay, you're going to jump so many comments in that video everybody like it's husqvarna, no you're going to jail. You can't own an explosive golf ball that makes sense yeah on an explosive golf ball in michigan. Women are not technically allowed to cut their own hair without their husbands. Oh that's, f! Dude michigan get the out of here.

This lady actually cut her hair for this clip. They're using oh, my god, that's dedication send her to jail. Hold there lady. You got your husband's permission for that uh hohoho.

I need a written permission slip from your husband, the man of the house. Where is he in minnesota contest where the point is to catch a greased or oiled pig? Are illegal, yeah, good, poor peggy's in mississippi church service, my homeland listeners are allowed may be encouraged to perform as citizens yeah exactly as soon as that is dude. That makes sense. You know you bust up in church and interrupt all of a sudden everybody's pulling their guns, yeah yeah yeah.

Why he's wearing a mustache too? And it's funny shoot him make me laugh yeah. I thought it was gon na be something worse. Honestly, yeah. I wonder if there's any weird laws in in sweden, is it legal for a woman to marry a tree good good because it gets law for a parent to shame their child and it's also illegal? It's against the law to shame a child? How do you race them? You have to destroy them.

You have to destroy their confidence to its core, with nothing but shame and pain. How else they learn. They've always happened, naturally, for me trying to raise them they're, just like. Oh my god, you're embarrassing me.

Maybe you think you can. Does that mean you can sue your parents than when you grow up and, like you shamed me when i ate from cookie all right, what else we got is illegal to paint your house without a license? First yeah yeah yeah good. I always thought that was good. We actually taught about that in school, really yeah, because it's like you're not supposed, we we're all about everyone being the same.

You can't be that one house on the street, with a pink house like get the daddy here, yeah it's illegal to spontaneously dance, bruh, no campaign. That is not a law spontaneously dance get out of here. I don't know if people are just making this up here. I got a uh here's another law right here.

Maybe you can read this to me. It's illegal to name your baby. It's pronounced albin. That means someone tried all right, maybe maybe there's more uh, mississippi loss in here makes you watch my dream.

That's my american dream! My bro, you ain't sitting, isn't arresting anybody get out of here. It's illegal to drive with an uncaged bear, that's good, that's probably good in montana. Putting an animal on railroad tracks with the intent of harming the train or the tracks is punishable by a fifty thousand dollar fine or five years in prison. Okay, that makes sense what pictures of dogs and stuff? What is that gon na do to the train if they put animals in front of it to harass, but yeah? It makes sense, like maybe they're, like cows or stuff like like big animals but yeah, and a little little puppy dog gon na.

Do it's a good smell boy, the cow! Don't get smashed, half that cow cows are evil all right. You're, the one that told me that cows are eating, they are killed, they kill a lot of people. It's not talked about enough. We got ta, we got ta.

Let everybody know cows, man, they're murderers, they kill, except the indians cast. They're, wonderful and nebraska is illegal for people with stds to get married, huh, okay, stds, to get married in nevada, it's unlawful to drive a camel down a highway. Oh, what there's no fun anymore! Eh eh, no no fun to be had collect or carry away seaweed at night at night, huh. Okay, what about during the day? It's all fair game, but that night you ain't carrying that the swamp monster's gon na come out and get you or something.

That's gon na happen. Oh god, it's illegal for men to knit during the fishing. Oh wow, that's so mean well, let them knit if they want to. Well, i got ta knit some mittens.

You know cuz. What's going on probably some lawmaker who wanted to up his friend like who jerry, who loves to knit or something yeah he already needed me and i'll show him. I show that son, hey jerry, it's illegal, no you're, going to let g you're going to wait a long time jerry. We finally got here, he's always also the only guy that ever went to jail for it.

You can hit him princess. Oh it's, fantastic new mexico. The state is over 400 words removed from romeo and juliet, which part being a little bit too unsafe, which part it is illegal. I don't remember there being you know: 400 words in total in romeo and juliet right didn't they just like show up, and i love you.

Maybe we got the censored version. Maybe this is way more awesome version. Oh the unsavory version, all right. It's illegal! Take picture! Okay, that makes sense in north carolina.

It is illegal to use elephants to plow cotton fields, what it's illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your stop it north dakota do or just that's mean this is mean, i'm falling asleep. Why am i netting they're infections like as well, someone said i just ordered a pizza for someone who didn't tell them and there i got seaweed and it's night time time, but i'm driving my camel down the street, no i'm crying about it, but it's church and Now i'm interested in mississippi - oh god, i'm going away for such a long time, i'm so illegal! Damn in ohio, you can't get a fish drunk. I don't know what man i'm a pescatarian. I would never do that.

You can't make glue out of dead skunks what? What? How do you make glue? I was a glue maid. I always hear the stuff about turning horses in the glue. Wait, what glue that's the thing, what are they doing seriously you make them into glue? Maybe you just glue them down like really smash them, and then they start getting sticky yeah. I guess anything, you smash it enough.

It gets sticky wow. You know smash that like button, hey thanks, pennsylvania, it's illegal to catch a fish with you. What can't stop me? Who dude was doing that who made it illegal god dang jerry, he's a monster, illegal you're, going to present damn it's time, for you show up you and your mittens? Oh it's! I think it's a all right! Well, that makes sense horses on the highway, but if you do it's only a twenty dollars yeah, they should make freaking cyclists illegal. That's what they should.

Oh my god! Yes, you hate cyclists too, every like dude. I don't know how there are cyclists because everybody hates them. Oh okay, i thought it was just me. Oh, this is amazing.

Oh what's wrong! With these people on the road they're like they own the whole thing, you have a bike lane you idiot every time you care swear to god. It was so awkward. I was getting so angry at one and we had friends in the car and i i don't know like they didn't they weren't vibing, with how angry i was and then i was like damn. I guess well, if the bike lanes too narrow, they have to ride side by side, so they can talk while they're swerving all over the place, and then, oh, my god and then the logic is like.

Oh well, you know if it wasn't for me the savior and the bike, there would be another car on the road. Yeah give me another car on the road. Please i don't know jog or something come run. There's a park near here like it's a huge park.

It's called centennial park. There's cyclists that just like run around this thing all the time i have to like grab my kids and like dodge them like i'm playing frogger because they're, so they just don't care, they will just run you over and your entire family, screw them they're stupid spandex. Looking smelly stuff they're wearing, if there's a hell, they are going to it. The cyclist, yeah yeah.

If you're watching this right now and your dad's, a cyclist just go slap him for me, you're a cyclist, but they also refuse to break right because they built up all this momentum. So, even though they are supposed to stop they're like no i'm committing, and you can never hear them too wow - i wonder why they are the way they are. You think it's because they are exercising and they're miserable yeah that they just don't care about anybody else. Probably there's some deep psychological freudian happening there, a man over 16 can't seduce a woman by lying and saying he'll marry her women can't do it to men, though not fair.

It's not fair. Casinos are not allowed if women have to have permission to cut their hair. I think it's fair that they get that one right: okay, yeah! I don't remember what it was because yeah casinos are not allowed to have signs that say that makes sense. Look like you walk in! Ah yeah, i'm going down here to the all you can eat.

Buffet, oh, it's a casino whoa. I never guessed that. Well, i don't think we're allowed to have a casino either in uk. Actually, science is sick, it's called like fun time slots or some i don't know.

Well, maybe that's the thing and i'll show you where it's like the vip lounge yeah yeah there you go, there's a slots! Oh you can't share your netflix packs, that's a new one! Then what the well? That's? Isn't it against the terms of service? Why just tennessee? Why just tennessee out of old places, i mean you know that freaking freaking jerry over there sharing and giving away his netflix to everyone, and then he gave it to too many people and he could only have 10.. How are they going to check that like what the lawmaker couldn't watch his shows because too many people had logged in use the same password and he got married like this? Isn't enough enough's enough? Oh, this is illegal, oh god in texas, dude, it's unlocked to sell a human eye. Oh yeah, yeah, that's unlawful everywhere. What are you talking about in texas? I don't know, apparently not apparently not it.

We don't. Finally, mississippi you gon na go over to mississippi. Are those your eyes or someone else's huh yeah, i'm going down to pawn shop to sell old, jim bob's eyes here. You know it's a league to ride a bike without at least one hand on the handlebars to write it.

Ah, what the song? Oh, my god, the song utah has fun, apparently what the it had to be illegal in vermont. Women need permission from their husbands again to wear fake teeth makes sense. I don't want my wife pulling up with fake teeth without telling me she better not have to see better hair or do whatever. The other thing was we'll see the things she had to do for him outside of marriage is still illegal in washington state.

Should you be the person to confirm the existence of the species it is illegal to harass or kill bigfoot or sasquatch? I'm gon na harass him. I'm gon na ask him some questions, hey. Why took you so long where? How are you, where do you think you're going you're going to me with me in the cage? Oh dude there's a show uh, it's called what is it called mountain monsters where they go, hunt sasquatch and there's one that he can. He has mind control powers.

Oh that makes sense. He can control you yeah, it's it's totally real sounds real. That means washington state confirms that sasquatch is real virginia it's illegal to whistle underwater. Can't stop me cannot stop me.

Cops, pull up with a snorkel start. Shooting you with uh harpoons, who is this magical man that was whistling in the water that guy's illegal jerry man, you guys hey jerry's fishing didn't get his mittens on he's whistling underwater. You can do it all. Wisconsin's butter substitutes can't be served at a restaurant unless people specifically ask: oh, that's not fake butter.

This is going to prison. I didn't ask for this. I have been accosted, sir. Last but not least, we have number 50 every day.

It is illegal to take a picture of a rabbit from january to april, without a permit all right, oh wow, incredible what a country, what a current word place, what a goofy blue place! You know what else should be legal, not subscribing to this channel and cans. For that matter, check that link description and the video. Thank you for watching. There's your birthday birthday.

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