All right. Ken Hello I Play Amnesia You play ammunition Yes I grow a beard. You grow a beard. Oh yeah.

Okay, yeah sure. but for ones, you bested me the first time ever you had a child before me. I will give you that can I Thought you was gonna say you have a kid I have a kid that's like wait a minute I'm finally part of that game. Yes, how many? how many kids do you have now Ken Do you even care? Yeah I'm starting my own Like A League of Legends team.

So one more right, Are you gonna have a esport team? Yeah, you're not even gonna play Okay I'll just be the coach thinking they can take care of it I Love that. Okay, well because of that Finally I can laugh at uh child memes for the first time ever. Yay! So Today we're gonna react to uh children Meme and I will finally understand the joke all the time. I've been fake laughing this whole time.

It's true nobody gets dad jokes until they become a dad. then you're just like wow I didn't think I could laugh this much. How's it possible starting off? Oh, by the way, this is Martina curated. She sent me all of these so we'll see uh, what she got.

sorry I shouldn't swear right away. Shame on you. What are those reflexes? He did a cartoon fall? Yeah, be careful with your language because one day your child will literally repeat everything you say. All of it I was listening on some bad, some not child appropriate stuff I guess I was listening to a podcast I'm just like you can't listen to that in front of Bjorn they're swearing way too much.

they're saying bad things. It's not that they'll just repeat what you say. They'll repeat what you say to strangers. somebody completely you've never known and they'd be like my dad wiped my bum today and you're like I Sure did.

Hop on buddy. Yeah, Tell me you're a married couple that just put your kids to bed without telling me. Ah silence I Need to reply to all these messages. No one says anything.

No one's cuddling. Everyone's just like that was stressful I Get it now. but it's just pain. It's not even like a do you want to watch anything.

There's just no. there's nothing here. you just said hold on one second Mary's yelling outside the door. Hold on I gotta hold a baby for a minute.

You know what? if this was old me I'd be like what the look Felix kids don't care if you're about to record a video that's going to get millions of views. Are you there? I Am I am bad. sorry about that. How dare you have a child I would never do such a thing I know, right? Shame on me.

Jeez, it's like hang on a minute. That's very cute. Very much yeah. Oh, you get to go through like the terrible twos and the three neighbors.

Oh no I've heard about it. no. it's like right that moment where they learned like a little bit of like freedom. but they they're still limited by their little baby selves.

Oh so frustrating. Isn't it funny though? it? yeah. But in the moment you're just like oh my God please yourself. No, you can't Why are you so mad at me for that? You're trying to do something for the new one.

Yeah. I Also need to do other things. this skill I've gained from the one hand actions. My God I I done things I didn't know what was possible.

One-handed everything. Man yeah everything. I can't do old baby stuff that I can't do with one hand I just change it out. get rid of it I'm useless to me.

like I get like the backpack the baby carrier and strap them to you. Oh yeah, we do that. Yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Yeah yeah. but yeah. seriously like you set them down to do anything. it's like oh my stomach.

oh I shouldn't ate that I get to the bathroom and your baby's like Father the Betrayal you come back and he he's gone like tiny tears now running down his face. oh I'm I'm so sorry I I Had to go to the bathroom for two seconds. That's it. The cookies are good yeah, especially when there's put everywhere as well.

Come on. Oh, you still got the little bitty baby too. Wait until they get a little stronger and they're just like oh God they get stronger. He's already so powerful.

Well, it really bothers me as well. Is the poops? they don't get smaller? No, no, it's already bad enough. Oh well, don't tell me I don't I don't wanna Okay interrupting video to announce an historical day. They said it wouldn't come, but he did.

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We do it to where we only give it to him when it's nap time. It's like almost like a treat. not like something they need all the time. That's good parenting tips God damn they spit out so much it doesn't matter in burp or whatever technique people say yeah yeah oh my God dang it And then they're like I'm hungry and you're like yes, it's like they finally finished and everything is perfect and then they're like oh, food in my mouth I would like more of that food in my mouth.

Thank you now please I Won't wait I'm not your ubereats. Oh dude, oh no, he's gonna be a YouTuber he's got their reactions down. That's what you have to play through the same part of the game the second time because your footage failed. Oh wow I didn't see that kind of thing I play horror games for years and somehow still get scared from them I didn't see it coming.

Oh what the hell is this? Oh yeah, awesome puppet. Okay, of course you might see a sense this this cursed creepy baby. Oh God Stop it. No yeah, Marxit loves to like I'm trying to share photos of Bieran and I'm like, do you have any cute ones and she loves to take like ugly pictures of him You know when you do like the lowest focal length on the camera and really close up and you look like insane like I don't know this one I Always feel like they are whistling when they do that though I'm like what are you humming boy, what you working on there Oh there's this great point of uh, when they're two, maybe you can teach them things and they're just happy that you're happy.

So if they do something like yeah, then they'll do it over and over and over again so you can teach them just like he does. Like this little thing he goes yeah, like poinsetti like he's like yeah, what's up and so every time I come out of the office and he sees him, he's like yeah, look at him good he thinks it's hilarious. My brain just went to like oh, he's taking out the trash. Yeah man, you did it Well you could do that too.

Like you can walk the floors ahead. Yeah dude, you're so sick. Clean up your plate when you're done eating and they'll like bring it to you and you're like yeah, thank you and they'll do it until they get to about four and then like wait a minute It takes them two years to realize it. Free laborers all time It goes from like yeah, do it to do it because I said so.

Oh here it comes. Oh oh God oh God They don't crawl like that do they? Oh god ah what the hell is that demon? No Well you know not every baby learns how to crawl the same. It's unfortunate. our first kid Layla she had like a Quasimodo crawl that she would like sit down in like one hand like scoot across the floor at you.

What the hell? I didn't know I thought they all like yeah, what the they figured they figured out eventually. but sometimes when they learn to move in a certain way, they just kind of keep doing it. Come on, feed me. come on, come over here.

Jesus Christ What the hell? It's like the ring. You know when they lose their jaw. oh my God that's terrifying. Oh my God Geez.

look at him Go damn. this is just so he can have his own time. He's you're trying to yeah I Feel like I know where this is going? Yeah there it is. Fine yeah.

oh of course. of course. of course. yeah.

Thank you March. Very good memes. very nice. very least all right.

switching over to my memes that I've gathered, this little guy was ready to fight a little bit. Once again, this little guy was ready to fight. What? Mate you? What? You do that again mate? This reminds me: have you noticed that your uh, your baby just randomly feels like he's fallen and freaks out from time to time for no reason? Yeah, what is? uh I'm trying to told me what it was but I forgot. but I always imagine it's like they wake up and they realize they're not in the womb anymore and they're like what the my of all time? No, nothing foreign and you brought it.

You reminded me of this lady. No, yeah apparently she made an apology I didn't I didn't know she did that have you? So did she no, did she dance I understand Maybe with the video that was me just trying to be positive. what do you think about that Ken she was being positive I'll tell you what I think about that now that I'm a dad I can finally answer this question. Would I slap him for 100 billion? Yes Yes Absolutely.

I would slap that baby for 100 million years? Well that was. uh, that was really fun. Yeah we're watching memes with Ken check out Ken's Channel Yay! if you haven't already for some reason and mine 112 million, please can we hit it? and I'll see you guys in the next one. Did you know thousands of data Brokers have secret shadow profiles of you and they include a frightening amount of details.

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