If you're a norwegian, if you're a norwegian click away from this video, now thanks all right now that we got all the norwegians out of the way yo norway, worst country, stinkiest country, listen up, i'm going to tell you what we're going to do before. Actually, quick summary for those who don't know sweden used to own norway, i don't you know they were weird it wasn't. It wasn't cool. We decided to let him go here, you go.

Oh, you want freedom. Whatever, okay, then these. Can you believe these? These went and got super duper mega rich they're like oh well, there's oil there's like there's like money everywhere here. Look at these stupid norway, literally they made so much money that everyone in norway is technically a millionaire.

Are you kidding me it's as if you divorced someone that was really toxic and ugly, and then they got super rich makes no sense worst part of this. Is that - and i didn't even know this - sweden had an offer from norway to get in on this oil business 45 years ago. They said: hey all right, you give us your precious volvo, a little bit percentage and we give you part of our, maybe huge uh oil thing that we got going on here. Sweden said no to 85 billion.

Congratulations, sweden! You know it's bad enough that we let him go to. We let go of three trillion right. Then we were offered 85 billion to reconcile, and we said, no god damn it. I hate norway, oil and gases, make the norwegians crazy, rich yeah.

I know the stinkers. Look at them. This is sweden. We could have been here for finland for finland, pursuit this stupid norway and their high gpp gdp, whatever i'm so glad.

We kept volvo cars by the way now that we sold it to china. Norway is now the richest in the world. Congratulations, i could be a millionaire. Oh wait.

Okay, i've had enough. I've had enough of norway, always flaunting their riches, their oil money and as owner of alaska. That's right. I own antarctica.

I mean yeah antarctica. I now have decided i own sweden, yeah king of sweden, now hello, i decide. I decided that's democracy. If everyone agrees.

That's democracy right! You agree with me. That's right! Okay, cool! So now that i rule sweden, here's what we're gon na do. Sweden have been in peace for 200 years 200 year, peace and in school in sweden. We always celebrate this like.

Oh, it's, so wonderful, how we're such a peaceful nation, it's all a front. Okay, we've been hiding in the shadows. We're ready to strike. Do you understand? Do you understand what i'm going with this? Sweden is low-key, one of the greatest superpowers you see where i'm going with this well, everyone else is busy squabbling with their neighbors, which we haven't been doing.

We've been pretending to be friends with norway. Do you know how hard that's been and how difficult that is to be trump pretend to be friend with someone for 200 years? You don't like them. You sit back. This has been swedish, who wrote this.

We got the epic force navy, gripin yeah, one of the greatest military advances of the world. We got weird looking drone helicopter things and we got navy. What do you think norway has? You know they are so rich they're sitting on all this money. You think they'd have like decent defense to take care of it right.

Bro, i'm telling you they got nothing. They are nothing norwegian, armed forces, 23k. That's all they got bruh lit. They have cyber defense.

Why idiots? What are they gon na do 23k? We walk right in i'm telling you i'm telling you, as king of sweden, we're taking norway now so sweden and norway have had a lot of wars in the past. Okay, we had the battle of valor this the doll in the year. Okay, this is all okay invasion of allah. Sweden, one easy clap.

We can do it again battle of t stalin, sweden, one easy clap. We can do it again battle of lair, oh nor norway, one why they captured eight of them. That's such a dick move. That's so typical norwegian.

We don't do that. Bro stop capturing the swedes. We don't do that. Okay, we do that, but we don't capture as many that's super rude.

Norway see every time, norway when they grab a bunch of swedish people, they're literally vampires. That's so not cool man. Oh we got destroyed in battle of longness. We will avoid longinus, okay bruh.

Why is this? Why is this named after me, battle of shelburg shuttle bird, the bridge? Ah bruh we will. This is our okay. It all makes sense now. This is where we will strike the bridge.

The shelbury bridge we'll strike through here we'll beat the battle of blindness once again and we'll walk right into oslo. It's a perfect plane, we'll send all the joss griffin from stockholm from the king's castle boom boom boom. Bing bada boom we secure the oil and you know america is probably gon na start fiddling and probably you know they're like the annoying step, then right. Oh, we can make all the worse we want, but other people know you can't do that.

So we're gon na have to do it. Quick we're gon na have to strike fast. So it's a good thing. No, no regions are watching this video, i'm thinking tomorrow.

Probably we should do this. I think it's a pretty sound plane will be 3 trillion richer. All the money will go to back to the swedes and anyone that's willing to help, of course, no regions. You i'm sorry, you get nothing.

I like this idea. I think this is a strong good idea and then you might say it's unethical and it's not cool yeah. To that i say bunch of cry: baby, bullsh, okay, we're i'm taking norway, it's mine! Now, of course, as a king of sweden, i am more leader, general master, i've read sun, tzu 50 times front and back and the point of war and the best biggest point i've learned is that you have to avoid confrontations at all costs, even if norway only Has 23 000 pity less uh defenders, you know, even if they probably wouldn't do anything it'd be better to do what i'm proposing as king of sweden, norway. If you're listening, i know you're there, you dummies, i know you're, not gon na click up the way.

The video it was all a plan you fools, i'm proposing what we did 200 years ago, make the norway, sweden union look. This could be us literally denmark. I guess denmark can join too. I guess what is this painting poster promoting scandanism between norway, sweden, denmark, hell, yeah, listen, we could all grow mustaches and shake hands.

Think about it. It'll be cool it'll, be like it'll, be like old times. Think about it, norway, denmark, yeah. You can join finland, but stay off back off step step back finland.

You cannot join us, iceland, maybe and uh. If you oh, if you're willing to accept norway, i will give you another part of and antarctica alaska antarctica. Antarctica will give you another piece of antarctica. Norway, that i know you desperately won.

Okay, you get the last piece of the antarctica we get to share the three trillion. I think that's fair. You have 12 hours to respond. Norway make your choice or oslo is ours.

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