Now that it's been announced that I'm going to be a dad I Want to pick up some tips on how to be a good day and what better place to go to? Than Ready Specifically, kids are stupid. Let's learn: invisible suit. We bought our son an invisible suit. he thinks the neighbors can't see him.

To be fair I Feel like this is something I would have done for sure I I Remember actually still just having such a disconnect of what was possible I remember arguing with my friend I'm like if I lift myself up then why can't I just fly. They make sense. Why does no one trying it actually? no, that never happened I've been smart my entire life. thank you.

Oh yeah I just kind of feel bad. no I don't dumb. Okay, don't touch anything. What do you not understand? Okay so this is a classic.

This is from Nathan for you I highly recommend it. His job was to Market a toy that no one wanted to use I think that was it when I show this to you, what do you think? do you want it? Nope, nah, why dumb? It's dumb. Yeah okay. oh hold on a second guys.

I just got a call. Hello? Oh yes sir. Really? oh my. God yeah I'll let them know.

sorry guys, that was the President calling and he just told me that owning this toy is now the only proof you're not a baby. Well I mean I have one so that's good. Are you guys babies or nope? Nah Well, you don't have the toy so you must be a baby. Yeah, your baby.

hahaha Oh okay. so now you two aren't babies. but are you a baby? Oh, you can see the thought process going through now. Well, you don't have the toy.

Hey, it's a pretty cool toy. Okay, when you think about kids that don't have the toy and actually I have one too, you have it as well. of course. otherwise you'd be a baby and babies are banned from this channel.

What do you think about kids that don't have the toy inside? Sad, weird. I Love that part. They instantly judge other people. It's like some weird child psychology like oh yeah, they're weird.

you didn't have one two seconds ago. What the hell are you talking about other children That don't happen. They're stupid. they're sad.

look how much fun they're having with it I Love how he said it's the president the President told me. but G Fuel Flavor Buddies is here. These fruit guys are running amok and the G Fuel flavor buddies buds. I'll let you guys guess what the flavors are.

this is Walter Melon This this is Lemmy this is cran Drew This is raspberry. These collectible figures are inside a 40 serving energy top of your choice and you will get a random one. Each of them have different Rarities and they also come in a chrome version which is super rare two to three percent. I'll just show them stats.

there you go So which one will you get actually which one will I get I Have not unboxed this Eye Guy oh I don't have that one. What the What are the odds this is Walter Melon What the what are you then? Oh he this is Lemmy My bad, let me my bad. All right. cool I Got them all.

Yeah yeah I got them all. but you don't have them all. What? Are you a child? This is the only way to prove you're not a baby by collecting them all. Also comes with collector cup.

So yeah, pick your poison which flavor you want. I'm not gonna give you any hits on whatever you should and remember code PewDiePie at checkout will give you 30 off which is a great deal. You're welcome. Prove once and for all, you're not a baby.

Check out Link in description. All right, let's keep watching. Bad Shakespeare For the first time, let me guess who's gonna cry Meridace stupid child. So dumb.

Oh this is like YouTube comments why did she not show that you have the thing otherwise I don't know your baby okay when I ask a first grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home? Time's almost up. All right. It's kind of savage. All right.

I'm okay with that. Grandma You're about to hit that hit the sack for the last time. Foreign daddy. We just want you to scare us.

They've been scary. What is this? Needed a two minute break for my kids and they tried breaking into my room. What kind of horror movie is this Daddy Come out. Is that what having kids is like? All right, it's very cold.

now. Are you sure you want to go inside in the water? Yeah. Henry You did a thing before you do. How do you think you look at Mommy Drive real hard? No.

Do you understand It's very cold now. Yeah, look at. Mommy It would be very cold in your legs. on your feet.

It's too cold. It may will hurt you. It's okay. You know that before you go to the water.

Okay, and when you get cold on your feet Don't Cry For Me Do you understand Because I Already told you it is super super super super super super cool. You got it? Yeah, you got it. No, you're sure right. You can check with your feet first.

You still want to go to the war in the water? Yes, Yes, You sure? Yeah, don't go that deep. It's deep over there. That was probably the most quintessential kids are stupid I've ever seen. It's like me when the waiter tells me the plane is on.

Excuse me I'll be the judge of that I Guess some things never change. There's a bear outside. Survival instincts gone wrong. It's what's up.

Foreign? Can they get one? Oh my. God I Love their hyped about it like yeah. I Beat a child. my own child.

Let's go. 88 tablet. You're gonna flip it and you're gonna drop it. It's just a scratch he dropped today in what Are you doing? You need therapy? You need help.

This is why you need one of these to play with to show that you're not a baby and it won't break if you flip it. You know what? Maybe giving kids iPads isn't a good idea? This is a hard one to get out. It's really wedged in there. You're gonna have to pull real deep idiot fool if my child does this banished banish to the island.

That's right. I've been talking about the island for years where children will have to fight and the strongest will survive. It's not a thing I Looked it up but I will make it a thing. Are you in good witch or a bad witch? That was kind of cute while all the other kids forgot Jesus hey whatever she's doing.

oh that's so good. These are so funny. She knows today's she just hates the dance she got in the truck Maya continues to turn down the ice cream. I'm good You sure? yeah but both are interested to see how the Music Machine Works Wait is this like a stranger danger test where the guy comes out and be like what would you do see? It's this little box right up here I Didn't think they would do that as our ice cream man leaves.

Hi guys bye he's doing a good work Maya tells her brother something just isn't right Dallas we don't know him. Stranger Danger Ice cream. You make a compelling point I Like how he said ice cream but also said you idiot at the same time ice cream Deep, profound words. Perfect example of day-to-day BS of parenting.

Can't wait for this. All right, it's not the same I Get the child. It's not the same if she has already opened it. Foreign? No.

Okay, well at least you did it I Didn't expect her to actually like it I did it. What happened here? This is like a oh what are you doing Colt Awesome. Yeah, surprisingly I never did anything like that. at least that I'm aware of Jesus Christ Oh yeah, I've seen this.

you're really close to the ground just like let go like a police look how please there with themselves laughs I mean that could happen I actually remember I Got an RC car like that for like my sixth birthday and I was so freaking excited about writing that because it was like I think it was called like Big Bertha or something. it was huge before I went to school I was like I should try it like just for a minute. It went literally half a meter into the curb and then he broke the suspension and I never got to use it. Oh man.

I think I traded it in for a Game Boy caller. So actually, who's the real winner after all? Foreign. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go I will go that way. Why a hot dog? Let me rephrase that.

Um, actually rephrase the first question. So if you could go anywhere at all in the world, where would you go? You just said it, you idiot. All right, he's the devil in France Or that way that way. yeah, you're not.

You're clearly not listening. All right Adam's just as dumb clearly his seat belt as he settles into the driver's seat. One big problem: he's just seven years old. Dashboard cameras capture Daniel Wittenbach taking his family's SUV for a morning Joyride He's driving the wrong way into oncoming traffic in Middletown Ohio Cars swerve to avoid young Daniels who's a decade shy of getting his license I'm gonna laugh because I know he'll be fine playing music along the way.

But then the inevitable happens. He hits a median and slows down. Another driver tries to help wrapping a shirt around his hands, trying to smash in the window. Only then does Daniel think he's going to get into trouble.

He didn't understand that people were trying to help him and trying to stop the vehicle. Another driver tries to body block the SUV but it's a bad idea. I Would not do that. Okay, you're okay.

Daniel Wasn't hurt and remains blissfully unaware of the danger that he was in. So where was he going? His only response is well: I just wanted to slushie from Speedway I Mean that's reasonable? that's actually Fair See, this wouldn't happen in Europe Because we have the the clutch thingy. kids wouldn't be able to do that because they're freaking stupid. This is an American problem as a monitor.

Poisonous. Why would you ask me that question? No reason doesn't wonder what. Yes, it's extremely poisonous and you're going to die. You have 60 seconds.

What are you going to do? I'll go over there. Why would you ask if a market tip is poisonous? Fair enough. Oh I didn't read it. So sorry.

I Just like scrolled through, this is their sleepover to-do list. I'm concerned about number two summoned. Yeah. Oh God great.

what is happening? Ah I Just can't imagine how she thought she was gonna shoot. Ah, it wasn't that funny. Oh okay. well that one really got me man.

Okay, Reeling them all right. Pick them up. I Mean it's not bad. Count backwards.

Yeah. All right here we go. Ten nine. Oh I mean she's not wrong.

Three? Oh wow. Oh my gosh. Ava Where are you here? Does she not know she can start twerking now like the kid in the start? No One's Gonna See It okay. now.

watch the step. go slow over the step. There you go. Good job.

Oh we spilled a little but that's okay. Oh, don't look at it. Oh did you panic. It's okay.

it's okay. your sock got wet and you panicked. It's all right. What was that? Quickly removal evidence that I spilled Oh my.

God All right kids are very dumb. We've proved it here today. except I Enjoy! It will be extremely smart, just like you would gay, extremely intelligent. right? Where's your toy? We're still trying to prove that you're not a baby.

You're wearing diaper like baby. All right. let's give your videos.