Who is the cringiest person on the planet, ken jayden smith? Oh of course, tyler? The creator is my boyfriend, the man with ancient wisdom, the wisdom of a 3 000 year old chinese warlord with such famous quotes as how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real. Oh jaden smith is back and he is uh still cringe. Thank god. I need some.

I need some good old jaden smith cringe in my life. Oh yeah yeah uh did you know that jaina smith is under the opinion that if he were white and not will smith's silly son, i would be the most respected philosopher of our and old time. Oh all, right, all the universes. I love how he hit silly with like four quotation marks too, just like no that's cool jaden with the i appreciate your confidence, but with all due respect ain't.

Nobody know who the you are, if you weren't will smith, that's true, come on ain't, nothing wrong with that too. It's just like bruh shut up. I love how you're looking on the i'm 14. This is deep too, to find these, but he's the king of this subreddit.

It's so good yeah. How diluted you have to be to think being well. Smelly son is holding you back yeah. I have so much more.

Everyone just thinks of me as where's my son. I go around sometimes, and i hang out with other people that are my age and they're just kind of dude like oh, my god like. Can we talk about like the political and economic state of the world right now? Oh yeah, everybody we're having a good time with our tick, tock and stuff and he's like, but what about the politics? What about this inflation? I'm with you online jaden! I have a test for you, give it to me. So i'm going to read two quotes and you guess which one is from jaden smith, all right, kids, who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty, okay, okay, okay and the other one.

Is it's important to love yourself because no one else does geez. The first one is: is jaden smith, correct and the second one by yours? Truly, that's right! I am the most respected philosopher of all, oh, my god. In my eye. Oh it was beautiful.

I wrote this book with, like ironic: inspirational quotes forever again. Are you reading your own book right now? Everything looks like right now. This guy is hilarious, never give up on on those dreams of yours and stuff nice, okay, deep. How well did your book age? Do you look back on it now and go? Oh yeah, that's good! I i i wouldn't say like whoa, but it somewhere, some are kind of funny.

I'm trying to find a funny one though, and it's not growing outside. I remember when, like you're like, you were starting all your book stuff and it was like, oh my god, the book pewdiepie book and i saw it in a bookstore and i picked it up and flipped through it. And i was like just saying: don't say it okay, this is what everybody's talking about. I mean what is in here.

What do you mean? What would you this? Is they? How dare you i'm just i'm just joking? Your book is like 10 times better than like half the other. Youtuber books are out there or most of you do. Other youtuber books are out there. Impossible is nothing doing.

Nothing is easy. You could do nothing nice, that's my! I love that one! That's my favorite! One don't sugarcoat everything: you'll get diabetes great. If you'll be asking jaden smith to come over and play video games. Oh snap, it shayden, hey, jaden, hey jayden! You want to come over and uh to my house and we can play on the ps2 and my mom can make us cookies.

We're gon na have some get your dirty peasant hands off of me. You want me to come to your house and play playstation and eat junk food. Why would i waste my time with silly activities when i could be studying politics worrying about the economic status of the world? Come with me, boy, jaden, we're nine years old. What's going on with me young one, i may look nine externally, but within i'm merely 100 years old.

What the hell are you on? I come on jesus christ because you're born alone, and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on you to make you forget, but me i never forget we're not. I miss just playing playstation 2. Oh simpler times simpler times. Jaden smith can't relate, though he came to this planet.

The human brain takes in 11 million bits of information every second, but is aware only of 40.. What huh did you human brain takes in how many informations per second? I love that to get like a whole like studio like blow some fog in here and just film me looking confused bro, okay, i appreciate some level of self-awareness, but it's clearly also just like when it comes out, but guys. Let's talk about politics, guys yeah, you see your nose all the time. Your brain just chooses to ignore it.

It's right there don't forget, oh that one that one got me not gon na lie. I get it now. He is the greatest philosopher. Did i scare you my nose? Did you play a horror game? That's not a jump scare! So it's just like jaden smith.

It's popping up on the screen on saturn and jupiter. It rains diamonds how human salivary contains a painkiller called opioid. That is six times more powerful than morphine hold that back up on the saliva. What was it called? Ah felix, i got shot.

You got ta spit on me. I guess it's like technically the same chemical compound or something, but it's not activated in this, because it needs something else. A natural painkiller found in human spit a new painkilling substance that proved that been discovered. When was it 2006? That's old news: ain't real anymore, too old! Oh, so it's better! If you kiss don't spit bro, i'm dying! Oh bro! I got you bro.

What are you doing? I'm doing i got ta do bro! I got ta, save you bro! I mean no homo. Thank you. Jaden smith, for this 50 of human dna is shared with a banana, unbelievable, oh yeah. Why am i not a banana huh, explain that? Well i mean there may be a part of your body similar to banana.

You know that part of my body is uh. There are more ways to shuffle a deck of cards than there are atoms on earth. If you drilled a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in it, you don't end up in china. Did you know that? Is that what it's going to say, because that pisses me off it would take 42 minutes to reach the other.

I don't give a all right. If you drill a hole, do you end up in china all holes through the world end up in china? Okay, it's just how it is you would you would end up in the southern hemisphere, nowhere near china. This is bowling! Oh my! No! No! It's like there's like a portal in there, man, if you, if you go to china and drill a hole straight down, you'll come back out in china anyway, it's how it is. There's like a blue portal down there and there's like an orange portal above china.

Where do you have to be to dig to china? Argentina only argentinians can dig to china. This is dumb. I got ta google if, in swedish in new zealand, oh oh you'd be right next door to me, nice just jump down bro like boy bro be right. There bro boy bro, welcome new zealand bro.

Is that idxp you got to go out there and clean their dick they're. What if you're like me, you find it very hard to keep your dick dry. I left my dick unprotected and it was whooped out of shape in no time i could barely recognize my own dick. Imagine yeah.

That's i actually did that too, and it it corrects it. You definitely want to protect your game. Yeah you got you got to. You got it yeah yeah, i don't know how i got this house and they didn't pretend i discovered schaefer's new zealand style deck sealant the best way to take care of your easy steps.

First, wash your dick with soap and water. Then wait for your dick to dry once your dick is clean and dry paint your hair. This is easier humor. I love.

I used to be too embarrassed to invite people over to see my dick. That's a nice looking dick yeah, i even have pictures on my deck check out that deck. This is my secretary. Barbara always loves to receive my dick pics.

Oh, he made the joke all right back to jaden smith. Yeah got ta blow my mind here. Total amount of hours that world of warcraft players have played the game it comes out to over six million years. I definitely contribute to that one yeah, so that's really fun.

That is really funny. That's really funny! What do you have to say about that when the oldest living person was born, they had an entire different set of people on the earth with them? No one was the same. That's deep! You know what kind of blows my mind a little bit, what everyone is doing, something right now, everyone's living their own individual lives with their own families and their own problems. What do you think brad pitt's doing right now, like he's doing something? Probably i don't know how he's taking a massive, that's what i've been doing.

If i was brad pitt, you know what blows my mind. Uh-Huh. Is it probably you know when we're older and like you know, our kids have kids and their kids have kids. No one will remember us okay.

Well, what about this thing? You just look back on 10 years ago. You can hardly recognize like where you were and what you were doing. It's like you were a completely different person. God you mean, i grew up as a person.

Oh, it's more like you've already lived the life and it's already, my god are you saying, there's hope for people to get cancelled to grow and change? Okay, that's not all right! Oh sorry, i would never go that far. Strawberries aren't berries, but bananas are and so are watermelons and avocados wow. I don't care, i don't they're, not berries. You cannot just systematically organize things.

Okay, i organize them by their shape and size like we do with everything. Okay, you can't just be like. Technically it has to i don't care, it has a speed. Yeah yeah.

I don't give a it's like the people. That said pluto wasn't a planet, i'm like bro. No, it's a planet! You it! You can't walk back on this. They did, they did walk back.

No. I don't care it's a planet, i don't give a. Are we done? Okay, great? Then he fades away if a bookstore? Never so he actually tweeted. Look.

Does that mean that nobody reads it or everybody reads it? I also love how people like you misspelled something you got to zoom in on that. Oh my god, look at he misspelled unbelievable. I have never done that in my entire life. I'm gon na talk about how, like every freaking word, is capitalized and there's no punctuation at the end.

We're not talking about that! We're just talking about the note whenever i see something misspelled, i'm like i look at the keyboard. Oh, no, the people look at the keyboard, i'm like is there a letter next to that? Oh yeah? Okay, so that's just a normal mistake: yeah yeah! It's not that difficult like who cares we're defending jaden smith, we're on his page now he's my hero. Damn! What's gon na happen, jayden, oh, my god, when i die did you realize, like some authors, aren't famous until like 30 years after they die or something they're like this guy's, pretty good, we'll go back and be like that's luke. You know everybody pray.

Yes, we were so silly for making fun of it. How could we have been so blind? We should have talked about the politics and the economy. Yes, because that always fixes everything right, people that say politics are so important are always like solving all these problems. Right now, yeah that's great well, we could all be a little bit more like jaden smith yeah.

I guess you're right. What's that in front of you, ken, it's your nose!.