Today, we're gon na do some shopping yeah, i'm gon na try out item some wish. I've seen other people make videos on this and uh this. This is my nightmare like garbage that you don't need, but you think you need right. This is consumerism.

There's everything wrong with the concept right here in it. No, my my point is: i want to see if there's something that will, i will genuinely actually use right, i'll, find what i think might be fun and we'll see what i actually use. So i logged in using my google account because wish forced me to and immediately there's a weird pattern right. Why am i saying that we got two dollars get the out of here? There's no way that's two dollars.

Oh, it gets a little more expensive but bro it saved so much all right, i'm buying it. Why is there like a skirt in between here? What kind of data have they collected on me? Huh, hey. We got the bali songs, they know they know all right. I wonder you know how good are they gon na be? This looks used all right.

Okay, all right, ooh rainbow. Well, it's three buckaroonies like how long can you get so? Is this all just drop shipping like how does wish work? I don't get it uh. All right, this looks kind of cool i'll get one of these orange one is cool style, a or b golden or silver. You could just say that, so these are the ones they show, but they're, not the ones they sell.

Okay, great, a blue laser point: uh flashlight, yeah yeah. I want that. I need that. Obviously i need that a utility knife ballpoint pen, multifunctional self-defense, metal, pen, knife yeah - i need that three section: telescopic stick: portable baton, outdoor self defense, training, training equipment.

How is this training equipment so i've actually looked into these unironically just because uh you're not allowed to use a lot of self-defense here in uk yo, you can smash through bricks like you're, not even allowed to have an actual proper ballet song. Listen you're, not gon. Na with me, just forget about it, i'm buying it, i'm actually buying it unironically, and then i'm gon na put this. On top of it got ta put that laser scope on my baton, that'd be actually 40 bucks.

Why are you so expensive get out of here and then i'm gon na put this on it as well. I got ta have that aim on it. Hell yeah this i thought just seemed like actually dope, because any time you know you get an amazon package. I just thought: it'd be nice to have like a quick, tiny knives.

I don't need like a big monster, killer knife. I just need to yeah hell, yeah. Look! It's not even it's not even on him! He's twisted his body, it's flying above him. This looks so holy sh dude, oh yeah, lift that ass 14 bucks.

I these are beyond me why people still buy these right. This is the dumbest ever yeah. Don't buy this, i'm gon na buy it just so you don't have to buy it, don't buy it! This i've seen all over tik tok wow, that's so cool, so small becomes so large wow i buy all of them. Police, hidden attack, flashlight self defense.

How would a flashlight turn anyone away he's got a flashlight better run. Oh my god. What is he gon na? Do with that sick yeah! I got ta have that lamp spiny tip too ooh, so you can stab people with it. I like it a flashlight you can stab people with.

I mean finger knife finger knife, oh that's kind of sick. Will i ever need this. Absolutely none no use your brain felix, a cool magic fire trick. Yeah i got ta have that i got ta.

Have that do they sell soft air guns? I wonder maybe we can find like the shittiest ones. No, they don't. They sell night mission goggles for nine bucks. You got night vision for nine bucks.

I don't believe it have to try it. One thing that kind of spooked me a little bit with wish was that they clearly knew what car i have, because they were giving me like attachments for it. I might actually i mean if they have like accessories see. I have the r design one right and they they gave me algorithmic ones to like replace these.

I don't know why you would ever do that. They look kind of trash but lovely stickers and only took a work item just as described in smart on smart on. Why would i do that? Why would i do that? To my car? Oh that's kind of dope. I get the official volvo one, it's the official right, it's the official vulvar one right.

It's vulvar right, honestly, yeah i'll get that i'll. Get that. What is this then, to lit up my registration plate? Why would i do that before after? But why is this a stronger light? I don't get it. I they really want to show off that you have the r design one.

I guess i i guess i do. Yeah yeah, i guess i do. I only have three minutes that was close, so this one is made for my car. I actually am very tempted to try this that could be kind of cool.

Maybe i'll actually find an item that i yeah. I wonder what kind of massage stuff they have i feel like this is the kind of site that would have a ton of weird massage stuff, portable spa bucket wow. What the is this oh mine is zero percent. Oh wow, what a great deal let's go! This is kind of thing that shocks.

What the is it two gear, hot compress that looks horrifying, dude yeah, i got ta, try it there's only ten left, so i might as well all right. That's enough how much money am i wasting on this 350? That's not too bad, so i know the thing with wishes that they take forever right. So i guess i'll see you guys in the future. When uh boxing in front of me, i'm back, it's been roughly three weeks.

I got my wish package all right. What do we got? Smiling shark? I didn't order this. What oh it's the flash? It's the flashlight! It's a shock, light to kill, wow, it's so incredible! All right! What's the is there battery what kind of battery what what? Oh there's a charging port here? Oh there's! A charger and a battery warning who cares? I wonder how much stuff you buy from china that you don't know it's from china right instruction manual is in chinese nice. I don't know, i don't know.

Okay, that works. It looks kind of sick on the camera. Actually, the lens that lens flare that hey, why you know my property you're, getting one? It's not even it's not even bright. Ah you kidding me.

Ah, i know that's not good for my eyes, but like this, this would not shock anyone. You kidding me it's trash. That's right, it's trash, surprise, everyone! It's strange! What i bought from a cheap chinese website is trash who would have thought what why do they make? It seem like the flashlight is some sort of lightsaber like bruh. Look how many lumens 99999900 is so super bright wow.

That's why i could literally burn my eyes out with them to rash. Okay. The goal of this video has now become to realize. If this is trash or not, it's trash cool money well spent night mission, goggles baby, oh yeah, see in the dark 25 feet.

That's a lot of feet. I didn't realize there were so many feet hidden in the dark, good joke thanks, i mean they look kind of sick, not gon na lie. I look badass with these. Oh heck, yeah, look at the child like airbrushed child.

Why this feels like a product you would find in magazines when you're a child marshall mentioned this. I remember this, you see in a magazine and you see something like glow-in-the-dark night vision, goggles only five bucks. I can ask my dad to order these and then you've got get them and they're like they don't work at all, and here i am as an adult proving the same thing. Okay, here we go.

I'm ready to try these in the dark. Let me turn off all my lights: okay, it's darkness! What what i can see everything wow, there's no difference just so you're in case it wasn't obvious. There's no difference. Do i look hard now i need to get a knife or something hell.

Yeah, that's not good! All right night vision, sunglasses, i rate them trash, but aesthetic 10 out of 10 baby. Look at these bad boys, love them! Oh my god! No! No! How do i open this? Oh bruh, of course i mean it's tiny. What was i expecting? I don't know. I expected an actual belly song.

Are you kidding me? Oh, i can kind of flip with it. You can do basic flips. Can i do uh a rollover making this one? Oh, i couldn't okay, that's kind of if it was an actual like sharp knife. I think you could actually be really dope like i would have messed with someone that pulls out this moves.

Look at this a little trickier than i'm used to all right, come on thumb rule it kind of works there we go, that's how it looks like clean. I rate this trash trash again. Are you kidding me? How dare they? Let me see the ad for this. There you go.

This is new 14 centimeters, that's a lie, isn't it no, it isn't. It is 14 centimeters. I guess jokes on me all right. What's the review, thank you john.

I would actually rate this one star, but then again what was i expecting at least it's kind of fun. I'm actually really excited about. If this works. This could be not the first non-trash one or the only non-trash one.

I like how they have their radioactive symbol on it. That's good right, i feel like stuff like chargers. Who cares if it's from china right, if it works i'll, be very happy if it doesn't i'll, be very angry, don't mess with me, china yeah, i paid 50. I paid 50 bucks for that messy clean, much cheaper than other distributors.

Yet doing the job fits perfectly all right. Job bar we'll see it better work. If it's 50 bucks i mean, are you kidding me? I listen. I don't support buying chinese garbage buy.

I don't know anywhere else made you'll get higher qualities, you'll make sure that you're supporting countries that doesn't have human rights violations right. You shouldn't buy from china, but if there's literally no other options, i think fine whatever right. So i hope this one works all right here we are inside the volvo. This is where the charger is supposed to go.

That fits kind of nicely. I'm not gon na lie. Okay, so it does work pretty well. The problem is like it kind of sticks out a bit which is a bit awkward, and it makes a weird noise that i'm worried about, but other than that yeah.

I actually like this good job, good job chyna. You did it anyway. Moving on, we have my guild suit that i paid 12 bucks, for it looks like that uh james says it seems pretty good. Very thin fits perfect, really good product that had turkey right.

On top of me, i would hate for turkey to be right. On top of me, but here it is beastmaster64. Oh my god did. I only buy the pants.

Are you kidding me? It actually fits quite well, it's pretty good. I don't know if it's better than the beastmaster 64, one that i buy. You didn't see me, but here i am, i feel, like they kind of trick you into thinking you get the pants right. I assumed i would get the pants as well, but i only got the jacket so again.

I would have to rate this to rash, although i feel very cool not gon na lie. I feel extremely hardcore. Oh wait! Oh wait. The pants are right here, holy crap, i'm sorry there it is there.

You didn't see me at all. My son is going to love this. My wife's boyfriend is going to love these. I would assume that if you actually wanted one that works, you have to pay a bit more right like this looks like it really should be one i assume so, but i don't know, maybe this one isn't trash.

Oh yeah, i bought this well. Actually, let me open this first, so i got this this one. I'm excited for this could actually be good. I bought this, so i could unbox instead of having a giant knife right, i could have a tiny one to just open packages with okay.

This is so trash who would put this on their car. I mean i'm going to put this on my car, but who would actually put this on their car? I don't know where am i supposed to put it on my car, so i paid how much do i pay for this garbage three bucks, so i can put double-sided tape where the hell would i put the double-sided tape chyna, it doesn't come with double-sided tape. Maybe i bought the oh. I bought the grill version.

Okay, so i'm supposed to put it there: okay, uh, okay, sure! Well, i guess i'll have to try. If it's trash this um, can i spin it. This is all right, hey! I actually don't mind this. This is okay: oh bro! It's such cheap quality, though it's over trash, but it's okay.

I will rate this okay, it's so windy. How am i gon na fit this? I bro it doesn't even look good. It looks dumb yeah. This is trash next up.

We have this very cool. I think this is a magic trick, i'm not sure who who you're fooling with this item like what the what was this. Why did i buy this? This is two bucks i supposed to remove the burning flame of the candle magic fire. Awesome at night in front of drunks according to ryan, all right ryan, let's see uh the second best thing after drunks, which is a youtube audience.

This looks real right cool. It didn't burn at all. Ah, oh my god am i supposed to keep this here, burn myself, dude all right. Third, try! If this doesn't work, i'm giving up.

Okay, actual trash do not set your fingers on fire with chinese products. Okay, pro tip trust me guys. Next up we got the laser laser torch. I bought one of these ages ago.

Do you remember that it makes me wonder if what i bought like originally was some cheap chinese knockoff or not? I don't know, i think these go in here and then i just screw this up, and now we laser wow good thing, i'm wearing these protective glasses, because otherwise, maybe i put the batteries wrong. There's no way for me to know if i put the batteries wrong because there we go whoa whoa, it's really strong. Actually, jesus, damn that's cool! Actually you see the laser even with my camera. Is that going to burn that this is kind of sick, actually i'll shoot right above you? Okay, oh you feel the heat.

Oh don't do it don't do that? Ah, i'm not i'm not playing around with these chinese crazy stuff. I ain't doing it this yeah right now, i feel powerful, not gon na lie the last chinese product. Oh it's another volvo's thing i like this. I like this thing, i'm okay with it.

Yes gravity link, but it was supposed to have the volvo logo on it. That's why i got it come on china. You got ta copyright. These fool.

Were you scared of? Yes, look how dumb the logo looks. What is that that is not the volvo logo? Oh, what no! This is garbage yeah, you put your phone and it locks in. Oh, what actual trash uh this is going straight to the trash actual garbage disappointed all right. That was it for this video, i think.

Generally, you know it is a bunch of crap. The only stuff i can imagine keeping is the knife. I think that's legitimately it don't buy from wish trust me bro guys. It just seems like a website that fills this consumerism void like it.

It algorithmically shows you a bunch of products that you clearly don't need and will never actually need, and if you do need you're, probably better off buying it from somewhere else. So no, i will absolutely not recommend wish, and that was this video hope you enjoyed smash like subscribe, see you tomorrow, bye bye. I have new merch represent.com super happy about this, so i think you guys will like it check it out.