I'm here to prove once and for all that I am the best mother I mean I am the best dad of course. I Play this game four years ago, but now as you guys know, I'm a dad and I'm kind of an expert. Yes I look tired. don't write it in the comments I don't want to hear it.

you look like he hates thank you I have G fuel. thank you. Let's check out how I did back then. Yeah, how's that even possible I know I know how that's possible.

just goes everywhere. It just goes everywhere. No one ever told me that, but the signs were there. Surely I was a terrible dad or mother in this game.

Oh my. God no no Ah okay, all right, we're just gonna have to go with well. I Don't think it'd be difficult to be any worse than that. All right, let's check out this game.

First Step Meet the baby Yes! Such excitement, a new freshborn baby and it smells so good. Thank you! He wants a pacifier. All right, you want pacifier? I You know what? Fine, there we go. Grabbed it.

Boom. being a daddy's easy man, you spit it out. I mean that's okay I'm a good dad now and patience is the key of being a good father. Ephesians is the key to bring the I'm reliving my life What? I see of course I gotta wash it and uh actually you also have to sterilize it.

but I guess uh. this game is just not as good of a Dad or Mom as I am. Here you go, my child, my sweet precious child. Oh how patient I was Hooray! What is my hand doing All right? Next up, diaper change or reading the expert I know exactly First we take the baby.

All right. That's not how you hold a newborn baby, but you have to protect its neck. It's the Precious Little Neck you can't have. You don't have neck muscles like that.

so strong but down on baby's station using the diaper change song, diaper change song, diaper change song. you throw it in the trash Bullseye All right diaper change your song. Daddy is here so you can't be mad at me I gotta wipe you from the poopy I Guess what is happening? Uh, no cleaning. fine, just fresh new diaper.

There we go. What? So I've edited that out I am the best dad. oh oh I see it flew away. There it is.

it's the powder which I don't think people use anymore because there was like some controversy I don't know exactly. Um, there you go easy and Baron loves the diaper. Changers Song There We go easy. Best mother fish.

just I told you I told you you know what? I'm gonna check I bet I struggled on that one idiot idiot child of the past. I Was a child? Dispose of it? What's Step one: Step two: Completely lost. What an idiot Tammy What? Timmy What a dumb name of a child Timmy What? See Completely useless. What an idiot.

What? a fool. All right. Moving on. Dinner: Yes, he's hungry.

and let me tell you if I'm patience as a dad baby. Zero patience baby minus patience. All right. He wants food.

He wants it now. And I'm like bruh I'm trying to prepare the food for you. You just gotta wait a second, bro. chill out.

Daddy's doing his best. Uh oh God no I know how to do this. Oh that's got to be starless. How did it even get that dark like I'm such a good dad.

I'm gonna give you a pacifier just so you can soothe yourself while daddy makes his delicious snack for you. It looks like a laundry detergent. I'm pretty sure this is laundry detergent. Don't feed your child laundry detergent.

Pro Dad Hank All right one two and then you gotta adjust it based on the thing. The best would be the mom breast milk. but you know Daddy's gotta make do all right. We put the lid no catch it.

It fell in slow motion. Excellent. never Panic as I died hot water gotta be 80 degrees baby. easy.

Now we just place it down. I'm panicking. All right. it's fine Don't Panic it's already full.

Does that mean I'm good? No. I fill it here I Gotta redo everything. Put it down okay, we're still good Lonnie Detergent Never panic. Don't panic.

I Got 30 seconds before Bjorn is about to explode. Put it down. Thank you There we go. Okay I think we're good I think we're good.

Okay, remove the passive Library Sorry bro, sorry bro I got an achievement for that. Let's go collection. You better like it. That's fine.

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But no baby's gotta eat. Yeah, you gotta take care of yourself. It's important not to forget yourself. Uh baby, he wants pacifier.

Boom it's dirty. What the is this place? Where am? I Oh is that my belly Or his belly? Where's the? Goddamn Gage There we go. Watch it We oh God I'm hungry. Here you go my man.

let's put a big bread. This is actually very accurate. Whatever. Now my sister Cooks I don't know how she managed to do it.

She takes care of everything. If anything, she's got two babies at the house. I'm hungry again. Uh, where's the machine? Now we just gotta put it down I Put it down.

let's go. No. I'm starving of course. All okay okay.

donut cookie donut. Okay, please, please don't push it over. Okay I think I think we're good I think we're good. Okay I can do this never Panic As a parent I gotta eat something though or I'll die Lingon berries to the risk.

Oh they're actually really good Baron sounds like he's still happy. he's not crying. Everything is good. Holy I actually did it I Can't believe it I Can't believe it I'm the best dad I Am the best dad.

Why no, what did I miss? What did I do? Put it down, put it linger Barry I Got nothing else free I think this is a restart. The stress of this game is very accurate I'm not gonna lie I don't know why I'm doing this to myself Oh, there were sausages there the whole time I didn't see them pescatarian I couldn't All right I think I did it I think I did it. There you go my man. A tiny little boy drink well become strong.

Epic Viking That's right. Wow. so strong. You threw that so high.

All right. We gotta eat real fast bread, bread and then put this on and I put that on. Timmy Timmy You're gonna love this. You're gonna love it.

It's empty. Don't throw it. We don't throw things in this house. I'm not even gonna wait for your instructions I'm just gonna prepare stuff.

Also very accurate. Whatever time you have, you're gonna make the fullness out of like me recording this video right now. All right. What do you just want? Yeah, probably a diaper change.

This diaper station sucks. It's way too high up, but if he falls and there's no cover, he could just roll over. What an irresponsible video game. Anyway, there you go.

Oh God he looks psychotic. You know this game is not accurate because you know every time you change the damn diaper, he decides to go for a second. Oh what's that? I wasn't done. Surprise how bad was I in the past see I haven't even done the first one yet.

What an idiot I Didn't think it was possible to hate babies I Hate babies? Well I got news for you bro. Food poisoning? Who's got the poisoning? Oh I got the poison Oh I gotta, where's the toilet? There it is. Don't tell Bjorn don't tell Bjorn I Can poop and take care of babies at the same time. Ah see I don't even need you anymore useless I wonder how many people actually knows what I'm talking about I hope not too many.

All right Baby time. This is really the hardest part just putting down the bottle here. Oh no I got time I I believe I believe I can take care of a child before I shoot myself no I can't I got it I'm sorry behind I try Oh I don't flush Oh God that's disgusting I'm sorry. Ah, there we go.

One what that's there must be a glitch. That has to be a glitch. All right. Martial is giving him a bath and he gets upset when we change his clothes.

So prizes of Berlin he's asleep now almost mice is taking care of him. but I thought you know what? That's probably a good time to end it. You get the time that you get and I just wanted to shoot this video and it's really fun and I hope I proved Wonder for all that I am the best there. Thank you There we go.

Went from the game Prime baby real life crying baby. It never stands because I'm the best mom. Mine says the best one All right.