So every once in a while, i run out of ideas, never happens actually yeah and i agree, but then when it does happen, i need a side. Pick me up, oh of course, of course, you're always there giving me the freshest, the bestest. So i asked you to give me the life. You lose challenge.

Yeah, you pipe this up. Real bad you're. Like you know, you're gon na you're gon na die you're gon na yourself. Believe me, it's guaranteed.

I can make you laugh. I guarantee you that all right! Well, i guess: challenge accepted yeah, oh yeah, let's go now after being told that he won the lottery jackpot. A western cape man peed all over the office floor of his boss of over 23 years and proceeded to take a dump on his boss's office desk. Before quitting his job on friday morning now, when he went to go claim his winnings this morning, he found that he had never won anything.

Oh god, it's my apology. I can't what is it cringe? I can't lie with the first one. Get out of here. Yeah, are you actually laughing? No, i didn't lie.

I did not. You did not good night. I could literally hear you struggling that is so funny, though it gets even better like it's going to be you just showing up one day, listen towards the end, just play it wait. It gets worse.

It gets worse, oh well, the 42 year old man who is now unemployed now faces charges of vandalism and other related criminal challenges. Probably say what goes around exactly what got arrested he's like getting charged. I mean that's awesome all right, so next one, i can't believe you said this to me as a british as a british. Of course, how dare you dude, i got ta say like i love this meme so much, but and i want to send it to like people, but i'm always like.

Can i are people that you can you? Can you can't believe it can? I i don't know. No british person gives a about the duke brother, i'm gon na be factual with you. Oh, that makes it so funny. Oh god, okay, let's watch it wait, wait.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait! The way the tide! The title of this is bbc's. Awkward announcement of of the death of the royal um duke yes, buckingham palace, has announced the death of his royal highness, the duke of edinburgh dude. It goes so hard.

Do you think that was intentional? I mean they must have been. They surely didn't give a they're like all right. We got to do this, read! Might as well, do it at the beat change? Look: let's go! That's their job anyway right to make things smooth like that, i felt like the person that did that just got a huge laugh as soon as this is happening. I can imagine half the studio just dying.

No, i don't think they left. I think they just vibed hard, as that's so hard god, damn also all bra ish. I apologize for side, so you take responsibility for cancellation right. These are your clips.

Can you say that to the camera? Oh! No, absolutely, as i said like, we don't endorse. It's just purely for comedic purposes, all right. Okay, that covers us legally perfect. I was trying to record when my grandma felt this is making me laugh.

I've seen these beams like a hundred times. That is not real. That is not real. That is not real bro.

We god damn it every time. I laugh you get a race time. How about that i'm doing good. Is it real? I can't tell, and that makes it so funny holy.

Oh god, all right, all right! We got ta get through this. You have so many clips. Dude jesus: this is two months worth of clips that i've just been saying. That's good! I need to start doing that.

I really hate when people tell me like. Oh, your car is not reliable, but you don't even have a heart. Oh god, it's a little bit too much. I got ta say the horse almost got me.

It's slime, hell yeah. That horse is listening to bbc dance radio. I'm actually surprised that you're actually dying at almost everything. No i'm not i'm! Not i'm! Not! I'm! Not! I'm not not laughing at all.

I think you are all right, taco bell, huh. What is this something just something all right it make me laugh all right. It makes me do a funny nose exhale. So i show it to you all right thanks so much for having me yep see, you later see ya.

Finally, nice. This is that this is too close to home. For me to laugh at sam. I can't do this bro, i uh as a pescatarian type.

I eat a lot of fake protein that makes you go uh er air, from the okay again. Every time i leave my friend's house. I just hold that so hard. We got ta normalize farting.

We just got ta normalize it all right, don't need to be in germany. Is it like a normalized thing in germany? No, germans, weirdos! That's i swear it's like a normal thing for them like there are countries that, like love, that, but it's not seen as disgusting. I don't know i remember germany was on the list or something like that, but we're we're learning stuff here today when we like, i like they, oh you're, gon na love. This one or maybe you don't hate this one.

You hate six, nine right. No, i i he's he's all right. It's it's all love, it's salty! Goodness! It's not funny guys! It was already supposed to happen. I don't know what kind of gun that is all right, no more laughing from now on how many life do i have left side? Oh man, you're, currently in like minus six right, shut up, come on i'll, give you an extra life all right like just there thanks.

So thank you cheers thank you for the several raises of my english nuts of deets nuts, hey chris how'd, these nuts taste. Are they delicious? You actually held that one down? Well, i held it down. I held it down, i'm just confused what the is it they actually named the brand of the nuts, and i think it's a funny apparently no raise for you. There sign okay, you know what every time you don't laugh, the life goes back up again: oh hell, yeah all right there you go you're gon na start.

Paying me at the end of this babe. Please see a psychiatrist. You are not warrior in 13th century. I literally sent you: oh this whole meme fall there 6 a.m.

Last night, i was tired, you know when you're so tired. It just sounds so funny. What was the mongols deal? Huh? It just sounds funny. It's just funny funny throat singing again funny throat, sound man.

We got the donk yeah yeah once again, that's interesting. Can we can someone explain the context of this? I literally don't know the context. I just saw this clip and i was like what is that an edit was that serious. I, like i like how we're both like fart joke funny, haha guys i didn't laugh by the way, but it was a repulsive shock backwards.

I mean i couldn't tell. I can't see you right now: okay, perfect yeah, yeah yeah. I can tell when you verbally laugh all right. I think all of these are like what the is the context explain this to me.

What why am i laughing exactly? I read yesterday that, like culturally laughter was used just to like mock people, it wasn't used to laugh at humor. What the! What are we doing here now they are. We just a bunch of phonies, stop stop! Oh! This is gon na, be so everyone's gon na be mad at me for laughing at every thing - god, damn they're gon na be laughing too, like these clips on fire. This feels like joe rogan's like daydream, or some like actual sleep deprivation.

Oh man, hello. I have just one question for you: are you ready? Am i ready for what who's this? Are you ready for this sunday night when wwe champ john cena defends his title in the pay-per-view event, wwe just 59.99. I'm sorry! No! There is not any chance in health. Oh we're gon na have wrestling in this house again, but thank you again have a good day again.

Hi. Can i speak to champ who champ it's champ, wait, what the is the context say: it's like a prank call, or why did you say wrestling again because she's got like standard. This call like several times like the whole, like, oh, my god and she's like what is it like? That's the problem with all these clips, like that download, there's, no content, that's pretty good, but i didn't lie all right. Let the record show no laugh.

This is boomer's dialogue, all right, illegal drugs. You do in your garage, oh great, the skyrim dialogue, no, there's no illegals, that's a good one! That's a good one! That's a good one! I love the scary meme. Did she come from hello? There, hello yeah. I thought he was gone.

This one didn't make me laugh too much, but i felt like it would make you laugh. We are going to washington dc and we are going to drain hell. Yeah, oh yeah. I knew trump was train gang yeah four.

More years of drain, let's go all right. I'm taking that life out from you right, yeah dude, i'm canceled for this come on come on chance. You fall so visible one. What's someone from near! No! This is funny because i can relate to this.

British names makes no sense, sometimes yeah, but how could you miss that hard, nah, understandable dude? How would you say this all right? That's the share. What the happened to all the syllables, where the did they go? Listen. Look. I completely agree right.

English is such a dumb language because it's like there's exceptions to the rule and it just doesn't make sense. How do you say this new key? No, it's new yeah, it's! No! It's! No! It's not queen where's where's, the k where's, the e where's, the dude. My neighbors asked me like: where are you going? I was like oh glow, chester, shire they're, like what what you saying, i told it's just the language, it's just full of exceptions. It's so dog! I get it, i can't even hate, but like at least you tried to say it mumble rap.

No, this is how you sound saying it again. The new kitty i mean. Maybe i was like pissed drunk. Maybe i'd sound like that.

Leave me just you fall. It says if you try to say sheffield in one syllable goddammit. This is like the worst. Your life you lose.

This is the best deal after this only you're laughing, i'm laughing. I guarantee you, the fans are yeah. Yeah yeah yeah, we'll see we'll see no more laughter after this okay, this one's for you by the way, all right, hey, hey what what? What did? I just watch explain explain the funny funny explain the pointing now restart it restart it. I saw this on my page for you page and i was just dying.

I was like. Oh my god. I need to say this to show this to physics, but i never sent it to you. El primo, federica, that's a hard, that's a hard one.

His head, though, that is good haircut i'll, get that i'm gon na do that i'll. Do it frederica hell, yeah, all right, a little confused? It's not gon na lie, but yeah. I get it it's weird, but you see yourself what would be your version name? Oh god, mexican slime. I want to see that, oh god, oh no! No, i know no way he's actually really good.

Damn. I do wonder what he's doing during that day, yeah right, ah dude. This could be like a really deep emotional, sad cringe, hilarious meme. If you added in his clips like in between, i mean just eating a bunch of just i'm crying, this is ninja just the ultimate, oh man, what's worse, taking this? No, you know this is worse.

What the! Why does he remind my ninja so much? I don't know it's just a low quality camera very typical yeah, wait! No! No ikea memes! I told you bro when he sees me taking a massive mudslide in the display for the love of god. Please damn i mean yes all right come on that. I i i laughed a little bit, but it doesn't get yeah it was. It was a mid laugh like i'm, not i'm not going to hold that against you.

I've genuinely lost count of how many lives you got so like it's so good. It's so good i'll. Just wait to the end, but if you laugh at the last meme, it's an l: where is my avocado? What did i do? What did he do? I can't find an avocado. No, no avocado will sponsor me.

That's unfortunate, first strawberry strawberries. What the i forgot to take the green stuff off, it's so easy to do it's so easy! You don't cut it off! Blooper eyes, let's put cherries or should i say, chair, just stick with cherries pineapple instead of orange juice mango greens. What the did you make me watch, science, god damn it give me weird like beldelphine vibes, i don't understand like weird humor, i was just laughing at the guy crying because it's just like how i'd feel if i was forced to watch that customer service did some When they dropped this one, all right, you've heard this shortly right. No, i might know everyone has heard this.

Oh, oh, hey hell, yeah i'll, wait! Yeah! Oh! What? How do you know? No, i get the stupid classic music and yeah, and i'm like. Can you just leave it quiet, please right, that's so much better! I don't know if i'm like the only person. That's heard this. I know all my friends are like i've never heard this like.

Who did your car? Who did you call? This is like, i don't know it's like. I don't know these like dodgy places where they have like the default sound machine, and this is like the default song no way. It is that's why it's such a meme. This is like the indian scam thing when they want you to hold they'll distract you with a good jam yeah, it's genius, mcdonald's.

What can i get you today? Yes, can i get one fellaio fish? Yes, um! Let me get a manager for you, uh, okay, hey chris yeah! What's up, can you take this order? I think i'm gon na throw up chris, i'm the manager i'll be finishing your order. Your order was the one filet-o-fish hello. Sorry, i didn't hear you say that one more time, no, you good um. I got the philly.

This is so offensive all right, some people say are pescatarian and they want. This is literally the only reason why i said it. The fact that you're pescatarian, like the filet of fish - even i wouldn't know, are they hey? What the that's dog is it even a thing, mcdonald's yeah they have it. I i thought about that randomly like who the yeah yeah, why the is that on their menu, as you said, pescatarians, you know it's like, ah pescatarian on a regular basis, in the hope that we go back to you and me ever believing this an imposter among Us yeah, that's the best one yeah.

Why is it still funny like? I still see them showing up like it's old ass mean jesus christ. That's all it takes. That's so dumb jesus christ actually mad at myself. Jesus he spit all this fire and then just ruined yeah, exactly exactly like buzzwords.

What the what? What the? What is this read the caption yeah, but what? What is it? This is something you experienced. I know. No, that is just funny it's just mom. Can we leave the beach now the puerto ricans took out? You got a problem with puerto ricans? No, i don't know, i don't know why can't they take out their bluetooth speakers, because this shit's playing it's? I got no quarrels with you puerto ricans, but your music stuff, okay.

Well, let's just do a couple more! That's me laughing at the k, cycling when someone says among us, that's just like yeah yeah, this guy's still amazing. First name: oh matt, my apologies! How can i help you so spot on dude? Oh wow, could you excuse me for just one moment? Yes, thank you. Thank you, man, everything yeah. One thing i can tell you is that tilly should have gone to specs.

I've actually seen it before, but it's so spot on. Thank you for hosting this. You laugh, you lose congratulations. You get a raise hell! Yeah! Oh yeah! Well done you deserve it! Oh man should we do a part two at some point, i guess so.

Let's do it, we have way more clips. How about we get like 500k likes yeah? Oh dude, let's do an actual lego. Let's do it 500k likes for part. Two.

It's not way of getting 500k dude. Now you will. You do 300k, then 300k likes all. You got to do yeah.

Let's start oh yeah check outside check out, i don't do any youtube or twitter or whatever. So i don't care all right i'll be here. Do you do i'll be nothing? What do you do say? I literally do nothing. You just added my videos all day i literally edit your videos all day and then i go on like youtube and then i just find these dumbass and cry.

This is your way of coping. I mean maybe a bit of drink at times, hell yeah, but that's about it all right. Well, thanks for doing this, i appreciate it. No worries man appreciate it.

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