Curse Comments: Curse Comments is the worst Subreddit: A wise Man Point Proven cursed worker can I get a McDonald's very funny I Worked at your store in Sussex for three years and stole over 10K from the register without anyone noticing no one noticed 10K Music can I get a A 10K My new stepmom is younger than Oh No Stepmom. Well, this weekend my dad married his girlfriend. my parents got divorced over my dad cheating with her 24 and my new Step was 20. So there's that.

and I'm not sure what exactly I'm feeling right now. Does she have a dad? Fight Fire With Fire Come on man, don't be a beta. It's the only way to get back. Maybe if we didn't give serial killers such a cool names like The Night Stalker and instead we call them small PP Killer That's me.

That's my title. everyone knows it. Cookie: It actually requires a lot of accuracy. We'd have less serial killers.

That's sad. you're not wrong. If you just won 30 million and your mom's left eye costs 29 million, what do you do? I heard Lamborghini and an eye patch. Let's ride next year.

Oh God I didn't I didn't read next year. that's that was the top of the cream. Very nice Me: I Don't think I'll ever experience culture shock while on holiday. The Dutch toilet.

wait what's the problem with it? Is it? Oh Dutch People explain yourself now. How do you sit on the toilet as a fellow Dutchman I can? Oh God This is gonna be bad anytime a comment starts with fellow Dutchman it's never good. I Can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so-called bag slab Dutch People: This is a rare phenomenon which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight only to collapse stop panel Dutch People: You're all banned from this channel I'm starting with the channel. hit the pause and destroy everything in his path.

Terrible experience. Why did you make the toilets like that? I would actually sit the wrong way on that I don't want a bank sniper catch me dead before I Get a Dutch bag slapper on me God Damn. God ugh I Don't want to continue. Never in my life heard a story about a hamster dying peacefully.

It's always some crazy-ish what my sister ate mine. What? that's not? No, no, don't eat hamstrings. Pro tip Words of wisdom from PewDiePie You're welcome. You should eat your sister.

Then it's only fair. Uh I'm high as hell. Just discovered I can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer. if I put them vertically, it's not bad.

Just had a great idea for cemeteries. that's not bad. Why not? why not? I Always thought that when I was a kid I was like how does it fit everyone Oh, it makes sense I Still think that how do they fit everyone Graveyard Diggers I Know you're watching lemon I Don't explain, you dig up old people. That's why they're called graveyard Diggers.

They it all makes sense. smart after all. that's right, it's because I'm wearing the glasses. Today the entire Sonic 2 movie was uploaded to: XVideos Why were you searching Sony in XVideos Explain yourself right now I mean that original 3D image I ain't a furry but what the hell? Make a pattern with your first and third emoji and let's see how cute it is.

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Vegans block access for customers wanting milk in targeted multi-sealy protests. That's why dad has taken so long. That is just he really went out to get milk. But these goddamn vegans kept in going for years.

They just wouldn't leave the daily dose of Internet. So YouTube Do monetize my new video because I showed a plan. Uh, we'll look into it and show her back with an update eight hours later confirming that we're still looking into it and we'll get back to you soon. Okay, all right.

I love the update. We're still looking into it. We're still looking into it. Uh, still looking name anime character who can defeat Master away Six plastic straws Checkmate Master Ugly you're weak pathetic Japan Had plastic straws when I first came here but then now they started with the paper and life is just worse.

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You can't ever thought of that interesting. This is this should be that important knowledge to know Subreddit: Tell Me A Cursed Fact One curse fact is that there's a genetic disorder called fibroid dysplasia top also known as Stone Man suit that causes the body soft tissues to gradually turn into bone over time. It's like Naruto This includes muscles, tendons, ligaments which eventually become rigid and immobil effectively turn the person into your living statue. There's currently no known cure for fob and the average size one of those disorder is only about 40 years pop.

Why? Why can't some diseases be like superpowers? Why do everything just gonna suck? Oh that is. Curse I'm not. don't Google it I Know you're going to be trust. It's not worth it.

Oh yeah, you can't tell me jokes but you can tell me cursing from screw you AI Selling my female mannequin my daughter doesn't want it freaks her out I Want to get back my money. Best offer I'll give you a hundred dollars to tell her it's sold. Hide it in the attic for two weeks, take it out, and put it back in the room while she's sleeping. Ah I Can't wait to be in the head.

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