So so, foreign, so so so so so so so so so hello just setting up guys i'll be ready in a minute. There's your real captains. We got clean skies ahead and zero deaths so far, so so nice, i got the game. I got the game boys.

I got it me and apparently every other goddamn streamer out there guys have people already finished the game. I was so hyped. I was like. Finally, i get a game early because i know i know a guy at bandai uh and i was like this is it? I got my ends.

These been streaming for hours - hey, oh, i'm excited for another playthrough um. I just uploaded a video and it was a bit confusing. I just wanted to get my video up and i want to stream. I just want to play this game.

It's really good uh. What i've seen so far. This game is like super good. What i played is only what was in the video and that's like two hour: recording roughly uh cut down to 12 12 minutes um.

Yes, poots dude. I thought you were on holiday or something i just saw your email, uh yeah. You know what actually i was thinking i'll record, the raw footage and i'll send that to you. I forgot to write that because i'm dumb um but yeah i'm excited for this game should be good.

What do you mean nice hands? You can't just drop that out of nowhere uh happy for japan reopening no i'm not i'm happy when i'm in japan. I've been bamboozled before and i will not be bamboozled again. Okay, i'm cautiously optimistic. You kids will learn this eventually, but at some point you just stop getting excited because you've just been let down too many times.

Okay, it's not a good feeling. I seen too many games, man shoot too many overhyped games and they all go to. I say i don't have any hype anymore, we'll be starting in just a minute. Oh, we got.

We already got some happening. Let me turn it up. How the hell am. I already playing i'm pootie pie, sorry um, all right, let's swap over so dramatic, we'll skip the chat.

Overlay extra maximus cheers man. Thank you very much. I'm offline. Apparently, here we go um for those of you who haven't watched the first episode i i had and we met up with this maiden and she was like, and i was like: okay, fine and then uh.

I got a horse and then i i have the spear. I used to look homeless now. I look like a scarecrow. I don't know why my face is like so mopey.

I want to look like this more homeless. This is garbage. Why is someone asking why i have early access? Is that really that surprising to you guys? The everyone has a everyone - okay anyway, oh right, we're in this hub area. I'm not sure why i came here.

Oh yes, to buy some new spells and uh. It's weird. We don't really know where it is um. This is the map we kind of start off here and i just been kind of exploring running around.

There was a mini boss here and there uh. What is that? Did you check that out? What is that? Let's check that out? Uh limigrove? Oh it's this area! I definitely up this place, or does it only become like that if you beat all of them, because i don't think i beat all of them here, i think i die. Should we kill all damn the game looks so good, it's so crisp. This might be a good warm up, kill some people by stabbing them in the ass hell yeah.

I i it's like. I just started the game and i really want to explore like all the new, because this has so much stuff in it. Like all the spells looks amazing, you can charge up spells and they have so much variety, but i'm just like i kind of like the spear. You know what.

Oh i'm sorry about, that bro. Big misunderstanding: it happens. Okay, i just want to poke people. Is that too too much to ask? I think the open world element really works, it's so cool uh.

So the way i understand it is there's these different camps - and i haven't played at this camp yet. But if i do clear it out, i get all my health uh like vials and back like estes, but you also get all xp from doing it. So i don't really know what the point is to be honest, oh you got the narrative, you feel it's so good. I love it.

I hope you like it. Oh i'm not the sven, there's a sven, oh they're, super weak. This is like a beginner area. Just really, since i never cleared it out we'll do it quick for the meme is audio actually delaying i'll i'll check that in a minute uh it shouldn't, though i thought we fixed that issue, i'm not in sync nice.

Okay, it is delay how odd i i really thought i fixed that uh last time i fixed it by literally just i think i hear someone running towards me. I don't like that. Is there a death? Oh, you were coming towards me. Oh god, no! I'm not gon na die, let's zero, that play through it's like spear versus spear.

I don't like it. This guy's top. Okay, we'll go closer. Oh, he turns fast.

There we go and it heals me when i do that too nice clean baby party said: okay, yeah i'll fix that in one sec i think i know how to fix it. It's kind of annoying, though i'll just do this whoops. I was making a new scene over here one. Second: let's try it bop pause on second, because i'm sync but the audio, isn't? Why pause? Why is the gameplay not synced? I wonder if it's because i use studio mode, maybe there's some delay in that.

Let me try that one second, so i switch back to webcam baba boy and then going back pause pause. It's so odd because, like i can see the audio on my end and it's totally fine. No, we should it's better, it's worth fixing now and then we won't have to deal with the later. Maybe there's some delay in that.

Let me try that once i can come back pause, i still delay. Okay, i'll just have to manually add a delay. I've done this before it should be. Okay, then, render delay it's usually 900 milliseconds, since i have to add it on everything except the game.

It's usually 900 milliseconds, since i have to edit on everything except the game that seemed pretty distinct. It's usually 900 milliseconds right since i have to edit on everything except the game. Okay, so the only problem i'm doing is step by step. Now the only problem is now i'm not synced.

So i have to delay myself the same amount. 900. It's so odd. I really really thought i fixed it last time, i'm sorry about this guys, uh, okay and then now i'm not synced to myself.

So i got ta just sync my microphone and that should be it uh. So 125 plus 900 is yes, okay. We should be okay. Now - and i also died several times so i'd say: that's a win all right, just let me know and uh props, for no trolls being annoying this time, it's so hard to troubleshoot when someone's like no, it works and you're just like uh.

I wish you would go away like this dog is about to sorry. Sorry, sven, oh get. I love the healing thing. I have a drop from one of the bosses.

Oh, you can go down there that looks spooky as i'm gon na go down there after i kill all he'll. Oh, oh, it's a true horn guy. Don't let him honk? Don't let him hunk, never honk! Don't honk! Oh honked! There there you monkeys monkey. What are they doing? What the i staggered, one more babe! Oh, i got stuck okay look now.

I got all my flasks back hell, yeah oop. Now we can look in a creepy, dangerous seller thing: okay, everything's! Fine! Then the sink was better before you touched it. Uh pause that dammit okay everything's fine, then the sink was better. Before you touched it uh pause what the okay dude i'm banning you! I ain't got time for this you're up.

Why would you say that so irritating waste of time? I ain't having it nuh uh. I thought i made myself very clear: oh you get an award nice. Okay, i got a bread knife partisan. Is that a spear unable why i'm weak? Is it a spear? I got another spear, nice, okay, nice uh.

What do i need 15 string i'll use it later then where's, my bread knife. What is this boost be still incantations. Sounds gay. I like it.

Okay: let's try that that's my heel, that's not a b steel incantation or is it i don't know what the i'm doing we done here. I know that maybe we should check out wait one. Why is that uh? I thought i figured it out like some of them are brown right and some of them are gray and i thought they become brown like if you beat the area. Maybe that means i didn't find something like there's another chest or something there's a save thing here.

Oops, i'm too heavy. Now i'm fat rolling! Oh it's because i have that lost grace. It's not a bonfire guys! It's a lost! Grace! Don't worry about it. Should we sleep sure i've never done this before it's the first time, literally.

Okay. We just sat here on our ass okay sword whoa. It looks like skyrim modded, like what the is this huge okay goldrick, the golden humiliated, having tasted defeat by blade of miquela and now on his knees, begging for mercy. Okay, do the rolling thing do the rolling meme? Do the rolling thing? Do the rolling thing come on? Do the roll wait? What the is that do the rolling, meme, okay, yeah, the game looks amazing.

It reminds me of the goes to sushima a little bit. The horse is so much more responsive. It's so nice all right. Let's try this guy, i don't know we'll charge our attack.

Yeah, you got got it. I got oh that hurt all right again. You were lucky that one yeah your horse get ah i healed, kill him, kill them. Yeah idiot the sheep speak who say this: why don't they do the rolling funny thing? What the is talking to me and why do you sound like jacksepticeye what you yeah? Oh, it's supposed to be like that.

What the what i can see you should i make an emote or something uh yeah. Oh, this is so confusing. Hey am i making that sound? Hey? Oh i'm, making this sound what the is happening, i'm so everything's! So new. I'm like yes, mate.

Can i attack him. I swear he's here. I got him he's a tree. It's fortnite.

I got him ew. What the are you right? Man? Yes, some clod turned me into a tree. You were just breaking the spell weren't you. Thank you.

The name's bach i was pushed out of the cave, told not to come back not ever then. I ended up as a tree. Lucky you came along really yeah, you're, welcome, being a tree sure would be worse than whatever you look like when they threw me out of the cave. They took everything i owned.

Oh so you're, saying you're, losing the game mushroom, a mushroom, i'm jumping in joy. If you can afford to wait for a while, yeah could sneak back into the cave and bring back something of actual value. Okay of some real use to you, i reckon oh he's like dobby from harry potter. Yeah yeah go and do something bro get get your and then you come back and i take at least at least a big portion like all of it or something like that.

All right, let's keep going. I love to ukraine yeah, okay, all of them at the same time or epic strategy, epic strategy - they just can't see me and then poke them in the ass. These are hella weak man hook them in the ass. Where are you going where the are you going? Man get the out, stop running, oh they're, so weak that they're, not even fighting.

Oh bro, i'm sorry! I feel bad now, yeah, that's for always being super annoying. Oh, we got a ball. We got a ball and a horse. I want the ball.

I don't want to if i don't want to algorithm all at once - god damn it am i supposed to attack these sometimes there's stuff in them. Okay, no, they saw me. Okay, that's all right. Are they coming? No, they give up they're.

Like you know, it's not not worth it! Okay, now: okay, okay, all right! Now you just dude. We got the same outfit. I just realized. Sorry bro! He dropped it again.

I guess it's quite common, then, okay, i want the ball. Bro, don't run! Ah down. Stop! Oh, it's a beetle. I thought it was a ball.

I should board the determination. Oh okay, i'm gon na get my horse yeah ow two can play that game. Why won't i attack? He hit my horse. It's kind of awkward, i'm not used to that whoa.

What was rudolph sorry about your horse bro, but you know you die. I hope. That's okay, bro, ah attack jurgen again and consequences. Did i die? No.

Sarah zara! Don't look doesn't count because uh his st, i had a stick of america and then i thought about it. Well, it doesn't it never happened. It never happened. If not everyone looked away, it doesn't happen.

If not, oh god, damn it all right. You know what come here, i'm gon na do what i wanted to do, just just him up from behind. Oh, oh, oh, oh! I it all up. I missed that on purpose.

It's a classic trick for old award. He's jumping! You can't jump with a horse. Oh wait: you can okay, oh bro, i'm dead, he fell for the old ammon dead trick, fool yeah, stop, jumping yeah get get fought, get let's go that was so easy you're. So trash yeah give my health back.

Get my health back jurgen gang. Let's go good! Loot question mark 10 push-ups. Well, i didn't die. I never die.

Okay. I clearly missed out on a lot because uh, oh smithing, stone. Oh, they got balls down there too ew. It's a whole bag of balls, a bag of balls.

I like seeing that i don't know actually, okay, this one has a come on come on there. We go, got the golden meme. Okay, so now nothing's changed cool i'll, just keep killing some looked away; okay, good good! This is obvious, trap snap him in the ass. Oh, so you you get to have a big chill, but i don't totally unfair nice.

I, like the outfits, what the is happening there they're just hanging. Okay, okay, this guy's looks cool. What the is this wait, there's a guy up there. I don't trust this uh uh, what it do.

Let's kill these guys, no uh, let's uh, okay, let's wait for these guys to come here and then we kill them. They look weak got okay. You know i can't be bothered waiting, i'm just gon na kill him. Oh ew they're like a oh, it's through their bellies.

Oh they're, not attacking me, okay, good, because i'm gon na attack. You ah missed sorry, bro. Sorry about that. Oh you're, not even close yeah, that's my r2! But you don't like that.

It charges up bro! You need to work on your amy dude yeah. I go. Oh no! It hurt when i hit neil. Oh, he hit his man busy yeah.

Sorry bro! I feel really bad about this. For what it's worth bro you you're trash. Oh, he can spin. Oh he's angry uh, sorry, okay.

This has gone too far. That was close. I give you this knee knee knee i was greedy. I was greeted for the knee.

I apologize. That was my man, i'm gon na heal, because i don't want to die. Okay, okay, one more one more he dead. That is how he's so dead.

Yes, look at that veiny crotch! I like it! Oh he's homies sad! Now! Oh, i feel bad sorry bro! I guess i have to kill you now because you're so sad. Sorry about that. Oh, hey, hey, thought! You were sad, he alerted everyone uh guys. Oh these guys are terrible.

Let's just stab them sad procedures. Okay, bro, don't be sad i'll make i'll make the pain go away. Don't worry about it! Okay! Imagine you're just chilling with your homie right, pushing wagons and and then some scarecrow. Looking ass comes and stab you in the ass, oh bro, he can run more than i thought bro.

I thought you were saying: go back to smoking. Please bro! That was too close. I'm missing all of it barely barely hurt me bro, i'm playing this safe. I don't want dinah, never mind, never mind, never mind.

He did sorry bro. Look he's not he's not sad anymore. Do i get back my no. I didn't get him back.

That's kind of uh. I think this might be too many for me. Ah, but look that guy looks homeless. Uh.

Is this a chest? I want the chest. Oh okay, you know, let's just do it. Let's just do it stab i up adios hill, no, i healed. So it doesn't count, especially because i said heal before i'm not making excuses.

I know it seems like i'm making excuses, but that actually doesn't count. I i spoke to the devs and they told me it doesn't count if you say yeah he'll be right before and then it does and it's actually a game error in the game. There's a many errors, uh i spawned so far back. I want my souls back.

That was like three thousands, that's super rare at this level. Bro, i ain't doing the push-ups there. It is give me back my what they come back. That's okay, uh how to jump off jurgen i don't have to.

Where should i go? I don't know where the i am. Okay, let's go here: okay, nice! I kill these fools nah ain't more of my time. Sorry fellas! Oh, they got cool spirits and too we're like homies uh. These guys.

However yeah i get oh one more on jargon: oh gosh! Oh, no! Oh! No! Oh! No! Oh! No! Oh! No! Oh! No! Don't touch. Don't touch. Uh forgot. How do i change the two end? There we go jesus smees, i'm out! Oh my god.

We look the same. It's too confusing. We look the same. It doesn't count because we look the same.

I actually don't think it counts, because we do look the same and it's kind of annoying all right. Let's just take this guy out. Bro he's buffing himself doesn't count if he buff himself bro. Let me baxten okay, not worth it.

I could die now, but i won't okay cheese, it she's a cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese. No, i needed that to hit. I needed that to hit yes, easy, oh gosh. Obviously bro! I'm sorry! I know we look cool and but you got ta go man.

Oh i kill this horse. Why does he not drop any loot? Come on horse come on man? Wake up! Look! Oh! What the? Where do you guys come from bro they're, so bad? They look like shitty pirates or something okay. He dropped something fruit, homie was carrying fruit. Oh ball! I spotted a ball.

I'm just gon na go for the ball. Now come back here ball. I don't think so. God damn balls.

Thank you. Oh! He just gave me back my heel, okay, nice earth leaf. You want some herd leaf. Bro stop! I feel like these guys are just minding their own business.

Ah, no, you you! You! You, like they're, just running away! Look at him he's trying to hide. I don't think so: buddy they're just collecting fruit and uh. Where are we now there's something there looks like cool? Is that the tower? I wonder if that's like viking lure inspired with that the tree? Sorry, sorry, okay, there's something here is that our resting place yeah baby. I miss an ak man, my bad uh, oh yeah.

We can level up so 15 strength and i can use the spear. I think let me double check that uh we had another spear. I buffed this one already 15., it's probably not worth it, but it i want to do it. I think that's all i can afford anyway yeah yeah baby.

We got spear with red thing on it now yeah, ugly, huh. Ah, the is this the outta here. I love the weather change too. When is windy, it's really cool.

What the is this? Okay, we want to go down there. Oh okay, i never managed to kill with the birds, but this is the time i get the bird because i'm gon na do a jump that was so close birds. I hate birds, stupid dumb, i'm just gon na jump down it. What is gon na happen there? You go, the fall damage is like taking off almost and i'm a big proponent.

Considering it's open world, it makes sense, don't do the flame thing. No, don't do the flame thing. What the okay bart! Okay burn! Okay! Here it comes, i got the bird. I got.

The bird flight pinion hell yeah. Oh, i got way too hyped about that. Okay, there's something over here. Oh it's a bonfire! I got ta get a quick, quick, snack told me.

I was quick, oh boy, how you guys doing today, um trying to down this snack. As soon as i can got, ta get back to the game. You know onto rash, not drink. I don't think i have any of this.

What it do war crime. I have no idea, it looks like. Might i get less, it looks like it does the same. This is garbage.

Let's try it. How do i activate him? I'm not entirely sure, that's a different, always because i'm one handing it no. It is different. That's the war crime, hello.

Let's try it all right guys, don't be scared, but i'm gon na scream at you, okay, oh, i did one damage one for good luck. I i i'm gon na hear him say i just wanted my my mana bake. So now. I guess we're checking out here, maybe to see if we can find some.

I clearly i miss this entire area. So what the is that common, kale uh-huh yeah this way i mean 100. True, i'm not saying anything nice. I think i did that.

Well, oh, what the that's a giant bear that no, i hate bears, but i wonder here again: i wonder i wonder if we can fight giant bear, he hasn't seen us. He hasn't spotted us yet giant. Bear has no clue that we are here in the bushes. Ah, he's huge: oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, did you help me help me help me help me he's a giant.

Bear it's huge you're again come back you're gon na come back. Oh, i might die, i might die, i might die, hold up drink yeah. We're fine we're fine he's pulling out trees. This is up jurgen, jurgen you're, getting your gun.

I forget the controls you're gon na, let's get the out of here. Jurgen bears! Ah he's super fast. That's terrifying! Oh! Oh yeah! You think you think you're cool yeah well check this out. Uh, no wait hold up all right.

Sorry, one sec, oh yeah, we'll uh check this out. Yeah, i'm also cool. I don't think that went very well, big bear okay, so i'm not gon na fight the bear now, not because i'm scared of the bear or that i am worried that i'm gon na die, but just because i feel like the bear uh. Well, probably maybe it has kids like bears always have children and stuff, and i i sympathize with the children of the bear and they would be really sad, but maybe the bear is a really bad parent as well.

So maybe it's my duty to kill the bears. So that the children live happy life, so i think i'm gon na start a new strategy on the bear. Uh. Is this a small? This is the baby brand.

Let's kill the baby bears. Instead, that makes sense to me. You baby, bear you your mom sucks. Whoever raised your mom sucks that makes sense, yeah, ah he's gon na be more pissed.

Now, oh bear hasn't seen me. We stealth the bear now we're out here. We're stuffing bears and he's got. No.

Oh there's two of them. There are a family. I called it all right: let's kill papa bear. Oh the though okay.

This is. This is up honestly, mate, honestly honestly, get the loot and get the out get the loot and get the out get the loot and get the out get the loot and get that we got the loot and we getting out yeah bye, papa she's. Still after me. Okay, oh he'd, never keep us up, killed.

Pork missed bro, you got ta, stop bro! You got ta, stop bro, you got ta. Stop! You got no chains. No chance! You got! No! That does not count whatsoever. That was ridiculous.

It doesn't count because that fight was basically over. He was that was a that was a sucker punch. Bears man like bro chill i didn't do nothing. I killed your child like bro.

I didn't do nothing. What is that sam? I heard i hear something. There's a bird, let's get the bird, i missed the bird okay. I want to go to the blue area uh, i'm just because i just wan na what what the is this? Oh spawned golden boy, what the huh? Oh he's, working somewhere! Oh, oh, oh! No! No! I all right, fine i'll, kill you bro you're dead.

This is me okay, so golden boy goes here: oh he's dropping gold and oh you're rich and oh, he dropped more. Oh, the. What is the bear doing? Ah, i i don't want to go with. I don't want to go to the bear, stop it bear he's too preoccupied.

Do i want that item? I got a cookbook he's like i'm over. It feels too good to scratch. My nails, you know what i mean. He really likes that huh nah.

It's not a trap because i i'm getting loot. So it's a win! Oh hey drop more two! Now i'm getting richer by the minute! Sneak 100 yeah! It's not beer! Is it glitched out? Why did he not give a all of a sudden sorry about that? Bro bro, how long are we going to do this now? I know where the game is 60 hours. What the come on! Thank you and here's. My award.

Nothing! Well! Maybe oh death! Let's sneak here! Oh, where are we oh nice? So we did get the map cool, sweet, epic, okay, let's not! Oh, i see more gold. That's got to be so much gold in this goldilocks. Oh it's uh! Allegory! I got it. I understand.

Let's just get the gold and get the out yeah. It's not reacted! Yet the bear has not reacted yet the let's not wake up the bear, i'm stuck in here now, god damn it. Maybe i can hurt him from here. You too fat bro, except accept that you're too fat bro you're too fat.

I'm brought you too fat bruh. Where are you too big, too big, bro? Okay, that kind of hurt my feelings a little bit: whoa whoa whoa too close too close bro. Okay watch this. Ah yeah.

159. Baby. 57. Okay! Ah, he grabbed me, that's illegal! Stop it! Ah, he's bear hugging me, though this is bad, the bad, no mamma mia irene where'd.

I die, oh god, i died next to a bear. God i mean i didn't die because i doesn't count, but it i don't. I don't know uh last sight. He pulled me out that does not count because he uh pulled me out like i was uh like i was just a random little object.

I don't like that. That's not cool man! The bears are awful. I hate them. Oh there's everywhere.

I hate that look. You can see them scratching up the trees, that's so cool! Oh god bears so dumb. Okay, i want i want my back i'm getting my back. I had 800 souls.

I got ta save sven. You can hear him. Okay, let's actually stop this time. Where's my! I think he's sitting on it.

There we go all right. How can i kill this guy with some distance? Do i have like range resumption? I have a crossbow, i haven't really tried it bro. Can you come like here? That's it! Okay! Now, that's a kick. I don't have any arrows to have bolts, i have bolts after two-handed, maybe there we go haha.

I got your weakness now bear this will only take a minute. Don't worry about it, guys! Okay, this is not gon na work. The bear is strong i'll give him that, but i have a special attack scream. He is hurting me a little bit.

I'm not gon na lie, i don't know how he's doing it whoa so weird i feel like i can do it. I can cheese this bear and it would be a nice revenge too for what he did. Jesus christ, oh yeah. He can pull me out.

Let's not forget he can pull us out. Okay, he's half he's half! Ah, that's scary: okay, i'm gon na heal and now stop it. Okay, a quarter! Oh god, don't get greedy. Now i'm playing the game as god intended it.

This is not cheesing! No no bears don't run away. You you come back here and you fight like a man like i've been doing this whole time. Oh rude, i don't want to die now it would suck so i'm gon na heal again what is happening. I think i got him no now i got him.

I got him, i got him a thousand, let's go and his hefty bones and his blood and his dignity he's embarrassed. He's crying nice. Now we can loot the rest of this area. Hell yeah bears, let's make a trend guys.

No one likes bears. Has anyone even seen the bear i haven't? I think i prove my point. I think i i've said my case. That's actually yeah, that's how they wanted people to hey.

Look at this nice uh! That's how they wanted people to fight that bear smithing, stone. Nice we'll upgrade this spare and we got a mushroom and we got a mushroom. Should we check down in the cave, then no no bear puns, you get one bear pound, uh pun, but if you do two, you get banned. I've already been one person today, oh okay, epic where'd it go then critical.

This is the one i have that. Okay and hands back uh, okay, yeah all right. Are there brands in sweden? I think so i don't know. I think i think yes, maybe let's check the map.

How are we doing? There seems to be something over here. Let's check that out. Are you still made in less? No, i got the she on my side, uh something's, going on here open for business. Are these the goblins gablino? Oh god there's so many? Oh there's a lot more than i thought.

Can i take them on yeah? I think it's easier without the horse. I can also scream yeah nice bruh. I also scream. I thought i hit you.

I didn't mark him whoa that was kind of late. Okay, i wanted to stab him nice get our healings back uh we're still heading for the place, though love stuff, yes, sir, that so far pretty much. No, it is uh. You want to talk same bro same oh something here is that a bonfire nice uh? Let's pass time, i don't like this weather, you guys are still doing the bear puns with the book um.

Let's i don't know if it's a waste of time but i'll go because i want to check out so this is like the hub area. There's so many people to talk to here. This guy looks like me, so i feel like we should be friends. You appear to be doing well, he teach uh incantations it's kind of like pyromancy.

I guess cure poison, heal, urgent, heal. That might be good rejection. Producer shockwave that pushes away four uh foes. I don't know that doesn't sound like that exciting i bought this one.

I need to remember to use it and then there's the blacksmith in here. I can upgrade this, which i will oh wow. I can only do it once. Oh, i did two.

No, it did one so war cr. Okay. I don't need to change that. What does duplication mean? I can't do it anyway.

I can sell to him, which i also don't want to do. Uh god i have so much. I think we do enough damage for now. Is this our maiden greetings great great champion? Would you allow me to hold you, but briefly, perhaps you might share with me some of your lively vigor and your stout-heartedness gamers be like yeah.

This is how girls speak. Where i come from. Let her hold you now. I'm married dressing table cosmetics, huh bubble.

Oh yeah, i changed. I don't think i should. I picked the name bubble. I've got beat type anytime.

I can't tell the difference bubble on his good old adventures. Oh bubble, your name bubble, oh he's got incantations. What do you got order blade enchanted the right hand, armaments with holy damage? Is that good, i don't know, creates images of order to deal holy damage. I still need to up my in and pay 3000 and i am broke as hell, so no for now.

Ah this guy is edgelord. He doesn't speak to us um. Let's say we go back, then it's fun exploring just running around. This is where we were.

Ah, isn't this like the starter? What do you you start like over here? Don't you yeah, okay hold up. I didn't recognize this because it was raining earlier. Oh there's a fortress here, nice whoa. You guys see that uh.

The download was 48 gigabytes for me, which, for a next-gen game, i thought was kind of low, but if people seem to think it was high, i'm not huh. You guys are right over here. Am i interrupting something? Oh, they got a schmuck bowl guys. They got a schmuck ball zigzag y'all can't touch this, i'm ready to severe and schmucking bucking.

Oh, they got giants and ah bucking schmucking. I just need to get in we'll do like uh, an epic move around i'll i'll watch. This, oh hell, yeah, schmucking, bucking. I've done it now, let's hide here now.

They forgot about me already they've forgotten about me. Already, it's all right! Okay, sorry uh! I think i'm gon na die. I have okay, actually, no! I'm not gon na die, because i am going here now. Uh we're just gon na schmuck and bucking.

That's right! Uh-Huh! We got the schmucking bucket sorry, i got plenty help plenty of home. Oh, we we're really far deep in this plenty help plenty of help plenty of help, plenty of help plenty of help. Uh. We got plenty of help here and we are gon na go over here.

Hill holy i'm a lot. That does not count because of what we already established, that if i scream here - and he doesn't hear it - don't count - we still zero this anyway. Some might seen that as like a way to not go back to that area, because that's clearly too difficult for them, but i have 2k souls in there and i want them back. I should use the flame balls yeah.

There was explosive there's here, right um, but i i barely use them and i don't have experience so i'm just gon na use the strategy i used before, but maybe just stop like here and don't run into all of them. Okay, rude. What the oh i didn't know, i could do that whoa cool, clean bruh, bruh bruh, all right. I just got ta figure out how to deal with this and schmucking bucking.

Oh he's stronger than he look my bad. So i was thinking. Oh. He helped me out what a simp - oh that was too close.

I don't know if you could hear my what's up there, my bad hmm. How do i kill this? Oh, my god he's so strong boom. Oh god, i didn't see the other guy. This is really bad um, okay, nice.

We got him sweet. Okay, we can get him one more whoo, baby nice that was clean, controlled. We got his helmet. Give me that look at yes, let's go.

I got his helmet. Yes, a little top heavy. Now uh get rid of the boots, yeah yeah. What does it do? Don't matter? I want it.

It's mine, i'm coming for my 2 000 souls. Don't you ever think it's yours, okay, okay, ignore the rats get this, get them going. Oh, my lord! Ah, i'm going out to here clean your eye. Rats are so irritating.

I hate them. I hate that at home in dark souls, 1 dark souls, 2 dark souls. 3. I hate them now.

Am i actually out of mana i'm out of everything hold up. I can hear my mana nice and we heal again. I look cute as whoa. What the is this i didn't.

Even scared me he's scared whoever's doing that. You will regret it. You scared my tits up. Beat no stop stop.

Oh, my stop. You two shame. Shame on you, shame on this. Oh lord, there's ninja stone, stop donate.

I don't have i don't you need to smoke at me. Okay, we'll trick him out here. Idiot cool come down come down! Oh uh bro. I don't have help.

Oh, oh! Oh! That was clean. That was clean. That was clean. He didn't follow me too many motions here.

I can't do this game man uh, but we almost beat the bastion, but i also don't want to lose my souls uh. Okay, let's let's just loot, let's just loot for now. Can i not heal like one more time i can heal one more time, okay, i'll fight him, then i'll make my ancestors proud. I can do that.

I can do this. I can do this. There's some rats in here yeah. I see you yes, that restored excellent.

Oh, that's so good! That's great news for me! Uh, it's dark! It's dark table! Dark! It's dark! Okay, okay! Okay! We can do this. I am a clam. What the this helmet is so good, i'm so happy! I found it! You have no idea! Um! Okay, we got ta get. I think this is oh wait, there's a tower too.

I thought this guy was like the last guy. Okay, let's scream feel good about ourselves. We feel strong. We feel powerful, we're brave, he can't hit, he can't eat bro.

You can't hit okay, you hit that one congrats, oh, the evaluation, bloody splash. I got his move set, that's so cool! I love how they have that hell. This game has so many additions to it. I love it uh it's in the weapon arts, which we can't change here, i'll change it later and check it out right check.

What's up, i saw it it's i forgot to give my homies at g fuel a shout out. Uh. Do you feel gave me the link for the game? The pre-order, i mean the early version, which i appreciate think we love g fuel. They also gave me the playstation 5 legends um.

They have a collab with the element ring which is really cool. I don't. I haven't actually tried it yet, but it looks cool i'm looking forward to it. You can drink crimson, tears, collection box, i'm gon na link in the description.

If you guys want to check it out uh it looks dope. I recommend at least checking it out link in description if you refresh or something i don't know: uh. Okay, let's climb so silent when i'm barefoot dude, look at me shake that ass. I look good, i hope, there's no more enemies because i'm really low.

Oh yes, we did it holy. Let's, oh because he gave me my things back and we get a dec medallion. We got the left one. So the right one should be.

Where and the other four. Maybe here can we see one from here yeah, it's got ta, be there cool and you combine them and you become a power ranger uh, it's not a skirt. It's just because i'm not wearing shoes. Okay, oh wow! You can go down here too um.

What should we explore now uh the tree? Did we check out the tree, i'm kind of low? I think i'm going to level up and go back here, mix user, slash with clickbait best combo ever really. I i yeah. I forgot to mention that mixing gfi player is actually really dope. That's like you can come up with some funky uh uh.

What do i want to level up? Memorize spell. Let's do that because i have the something. Did i buy that? Oh i already bought it. So i need 13 in intelligence.

Let's do that then level up. What's my intelligence, oh boy, it's low as all right, ah that ass uh uh paid, i pay the price. I pay the price now for my greed in the start. Okay, we're done with this area.

I believe you're gon na die bird. You think you're so cool for not, oh, you think, you're tough, because you're not moving huh yeah! Well, oh my god, oh yeah! Well, how about this? Oh yeah! Well, how about this yeah idiot bird birds are so dumb? Oh god, we're back by the bears. I think this guy could be friendly, oh homie, what is he holding an instrument? I'm hungry sweden shield, how much thousand we're coming back here we're coming back here for sweden shield donkey? Oh, you don't look too good! Bro! Oh you're, so poor can i give him money. I feel bad now here you want, i how nice, oh, no he's so poor um, let's sell him stuff.

Okay, swedish! Actually i forgot. I have uh, i have the smoking news, that's 200! So if i use - oh god, sorry i'm not used to the okay, i'm sorry uh, we can buy it now we can buy it. I definitely miscalculated that sweden shield fingered seal. I don't want to finger seals.

Am i too heavy? Now it's worth it because i have. I have a sweden shield, oh yeah, that looks so cool. I will sacrifice my gloves for sweden's shield. I will sacrifice my armor for sweden's shield.

Yes, sweden, chill sweden shield. I look good now the swedish clam rides out yet again. Ah god damn bears as a tree of life or some uh. This looks like death.

It's not! Let's not go there. Oh okay! I just discovered if i crouch, while i'm on the horse, i just jump off him. I didn't know that that's good to know: bro feed your horse, mule or whatever i love how they gave it a double jump. I think i hear a ball here.

I heard a faint ball yeah there. It is son, yeah yeah balls. Oh, it's still left. Oh, we got a ash of war ground slam cool another ball, but that's a red ball red balls, replenish your health and which we don't need.

So i will, i think at least i don't let's go here. Oh we've been here before uh map. Let's go here, shall we let's try it i'm not convinced that they do it every time yeah. I was right, okay, let's not with the red balls.

Unless we have to did we explore, this is an entrance. Yes, we can't ride soy free, yeah, river, okay, cool sweden shield. I never had this good looking character in dark souls. I always look ugly.

I would i would dress like this irl on ironically we're sweden and how? How long is this elevator it's going on a lot longer than ever? Oh god, where am i? Where am i going exactly uh? Okay, all right, so we're going all the way down! Huh! All right can i see. Oh i see today, oh okay, uh we're going that far huh, okay, yeah, that's what i wanted to actually, oh, i say yes, of course, yes we're here now this is the floor. I wanted to go to oh excellent. This is my stop right here.

This is where i wanted to go, how how lucky it just worked out: pots pots, yeah um. I don't like this area. I got ta, i'm saying it now. If i see one thing that might kill me, i'm outta here: why did this was like a trap? Why is the music so scary? Oh, i can summon other players here now i got the finger for it.

Maybe this is like a pvp area or something it feels quite open. I love how the hud disappears when you're not using it. I think that's so good. I don't know what the i'm doing here did i actually miss the bonfire.

Is there a bonfire down here? Uh, usually they light up a lot. So i don't know so far. It's only loot here i'll take it. Oh, oh, no, never mind uh, i think they're homies.

They also have spares - and i i oh god, they're too tough for me - aren't they. That is the slowest attack i've ever seen: bro okay, that was faster i'll, give you that they're so slow, though i can just poke him. I swear i can take him on. Oh, he pulled me in want to kill one of them at least how much not worth it is it nah? I i think these guys are too strong for me, let's check out over here.

First, oh, this is just more of them basically yeah. This is this. Is too uh too epic? For me, i i had a feeling i could have used war cry right. It says i have no bonfire.

There was a bonfire, i'm blind. It was in the pot that kind of makes me want to try this area a little bit. I got ta, take a piss i'll, be right back i'll, be fast timing. I know i thought it was gon na be fast, but i'm gon na make a drink dude.

I look cool man just chilling with mine. What is that like a little gazer? I wan na see if i can farm these two minutes. I did ask to get time, so that's fair or if you just go for the backstab 120 cells, that's nothing! Maybe this isn't worth it yeah. I don't think this is worth it.

I'm too weak whoa. How did i do the jump? Oh, if i hold forward, i jump in attack. Okay, like love, it love it. Oh, how do i do it like? Maybe how did i do it all right? Clearly, not more than i'm adios we tried.

Sometimes i do that. Why i don't get it, i think, we're too early in this area. I know a faster way. Oh no! Oh! No! I can't do it.

Oh my, why did i take the elevator so hold bro, i'm playing with the controller. These games are unplayable with mouse and keyboard. Oh bass, he's them bass again in it. Do i recognize frequent viewers and commenters yeah.

I do but um it's kind of random. I think oh we're back here. Okay, so pretty well the look of this. What is this? A bear got that bear right where i wanted him some camp here.

Oh, we got something here: three additional we're still dumb as well. We got tears. Oh you can drink that guys, link in the description you can drink the tears of this game. Flask of wondrous physics, huh, you can find crystal tears at the bases of minor earth, trees and elsewhere.

Throughout the lines of between at sides of grace, you can mix two crystal tears in flask of wondrous physic. This will allow you to create elixirs with various custom effects - uh-huh okay, uh-huh here or where more on that late later, i better not be a bear, think we can kill this guy. I think we can i'm kind of weak. Now, though, i don't have any armor.

Oh he's got a sword too. What a what a way to start that off nice um. I don't know how that hit me. I definitely dodged that.

If that had killed me, i would have quit the game that i definitely didn't dodge all right. I got plenty hell, so if i say oh, if the loading screen shows up with grandpa with drip, then actually the death negates itself. So that actually doesn't count which is lucky me because i could have been closed. I would have been kind of cringey if i died from that shitty monster.

You know what i mean watch this watch, this bro you suck ow, not cool. Okay, stop stop knock knock! It off! Get ass! Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass! Oh i'm not dying! Now! Yeah! Again, you better hold up he's pulling out his sword. Here comes ass, ass first! Try: let's go sweden shielden! I targeted something here by mistake. Who did i target? I targeted something? Oh it's you! That's a bird sorry, bro sick jump attack, though right.

I am really into this game so far. I think it's really cool this game sucks, they got pigs, i take it back no, but for it's i recommend it man, it's fun. I i just love the open world. I always felt like dark souls was quite constrained.

Like linear almost in it now, that's not fair to say, but i just love the open world of it. It's a nice change of pace, homie, i'm here rescuing the bro ken fight servant to the true order and celebrated repudiator of the false. It's me bro. I got no, but you help is very much appreciate appearances and abilities.

You might have heard of me kenny's height, oh you're, a kid at height wow. I would have a boon of you. I want you to take back my fort. It lies to the south.

Beyond the missed one, a night commander from stormville in his sport, fine, where i doubt that it was go on, did he just give it to me? He thought i did it. I i didn't pay attention. That would be funny. If you just speak to him again.

He's like here's, your dagger, what did he give me? Ah, okay, where's this fort, then, is it the other fort like the one over here? Maybe no, it's got ta, be something else. Oh there's, so many of you. I can also do that. I can also do that, there's so many miss.

I probably should have hit that. Okay. Now we do the launch attack nice yeah them up, yeah yeah, it's a little annoying. They got that last bit left get my back rainbow stones, magic, grease, okay, uh, come on! Oh come on, they try and surround you it's kind of cool they don't they have like a strategy um.

You fought the forward already. Oh, so that's why he gave me the knife. That's funny. I thought he that makes sense now that would be a funny meme like you, get a quest and you just pretend that you go and he's like.

Oh thank you kindly did you do it of course, but i do reckon there's another fort though uh. Okay, let's go up here, then the game looks great man. It give me that uh, it's like goes to sushima mixed with the dark souls. It's really weird, i feel kind of bad killing the turtles, but they drop necks, which is kind of sick.

I collect next. Okay, i want their next stride strategy strategy strike. It stragegy strut the strategy, there's no t in it. Ah so you're all wrong and i'm right.

Thank you glad. We settled that little sorry, sven sorry, sven okay, never mind, then, where am i going there? I need to start removing some uh. How do i remove a marker? Oh wait: how to remove those marker remove beacon have to hand. Do is that it is that it then there's another tree there.

I think we have to go here and then go all the way around strategy. Oh big boy, i ain't afraid. Okay, i'm scared. Okay, what do you want me to say? Big boy he's got swords, and ah you think you know, what's gon na happen summer sold it through his legs and he's got no clue.

What's going on, go home, grandpa! Oh, that you hit jurgen, not me! So it's okay! Okay, now you're hitting me! No! Don't pull out the sword? Should i stagger him by now oof? No, i did not expect that. What the oh that's so unlucky. That does not count, because i was clearly unlucky. Uh, i didn't expect a double attack.

He didn't didn't do it before in that's actually really full of. Why does he not show there? It is okay, uh, which route, though thing all the way around huh, you can heal the horse with flask. Oh, oh, okay, uh that wasn't a death, but if that was a death that was a really shitty one god damn it got. Ta go so far.

Now: okay, you're again having some technical, difficult, uh! Oh, i missed this before thanks homie cookbook, we got ta start cooking. I have so much a ton of golden ruins runes. Ah, oh, oh, this looks uh yeah, no we're gon na. Do this! Oh! Maybe without your again.

Sorry again, i think i have to use jargon. Oh, oh here we go okay, i don't want to die because i had a bunch of souls on the thing, though i can't do it i'm too much a uh and not that i think i what if the is down there, then okay, i'm gon na mark This area uh we'll come back here. I clicked the wrong man. Finally, dark souls: 2.

2. What does that mean? I don't think i took this route, the other time coward shut the up, i'm gon na. Do it i'm gon na. Do it? Okay? How did i end up here? Let's just this - is tp now dumb ass, felix busy buzzy bubba? What the sorry i keep thinking sprint is pressing down that.

Oh there's, the boat bus remember, remember: boat boss! I remember hello how they added sweden in the game huge for sweden, where the is my souls - oh they're down here. Oh there's, grandpa grandpa. You me up so bad piece of what is that attack? Yeah they're, the somersault 3 000 souls yeah. I ain't playing around with that that did not heal my horse uh, i'm not sure how it works.

I think my horse is gon na go double attack, i'm not falling for it. This time come on baby stagger! Oh yes thousand! You get a thousand. Let's go! Rich gang hell, yeah swedish, clam pleasant baba sheesh got him first. Try who said that all right, let's go back to the parkour bit, that was here or was it here.

It was here. Oh, oh, here's, the flask of psychic drink it what'd it do. I don't know it's empty now: uh, maybe i can do something now by the campfire. Uh flasks, add charge, use the golden seed.

Sure, oh, i have yeah uh, so i had a couple golden seeds. I didn't even know that use sacred tier to increase and create okay, so we can boost our okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, intelligence, nice we're a little stronger than dude. Our health is so small, though jesus christ, uh parkour, we're going parkourian boys after i killed turtle. Sorry taro is i want your neck.

It's nothing personal! All right! You should blame god for giving you such a splendid neck. It's not not my phone bird bird. All right, here's a parkour i can. I can skip half of this parkour.

What the what's the point uh? Is there something what what the what the parkour do, though? Oh guys check this out bugs hell you what the point of parkour, though i can't what the point of parkour let's go, that was sick. You birds, we've been here right. What the point of parkour! Is it just a shortcut i'm so confused? There has to be a reason for epic. Parkour has to be a reason graveyard.

We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine uh bear did it the bear did it. It doesn't count because the bear, oh god, don't you feel silly for that. Bear things i want, i'm not losing that i'm not losing that that i don't know i'm getting back my bear. I mean from the bear what the is happening here.

Oh this is just uh we're there, i'm i'm out of here you guys suck. Oh, my really. Oh right, they respawn - i forgot about that. There we go okay, there's my stuff, sorry, bird, no you're, just chilling, and but i've been reading blood meridian.

It's really good he's an old western, i'm so dumb, i'm so used to clicking uh running fan.