All right, ladies and gentlemen, my name is papa and i can't believe i'm doing this we're playing some amnesia, the dark descent. You can probably tell by this that this is a scary game and it's supposed to be scary, as hell uh and i'm not gon na lie like i, i can't handle the scary games. I rarely play them. Probably the scariest game.

I've ever come close to is bioshock and you're. Probably thinking like fire shock, that's not even a scary game and yeah you're right, that's probably as far as i've gone so uh. Why don't you join me in this adventure and laugh at me while i piss my pants or something something piss related it will it be at least that's just upside down? That's weird! I knew i hope this is not going to be like loading forever, because i can take that here we go all right, don't forget some things mustn't be forgotten. The shadow hunting me, i must hurry.

My name is daniel. I live in london. I'd had ah mayfair. What have i done? This is crazy, don't forget, don't forget, i must stop him focus.

My name is, i can move. I am daniel. That was a really interesting start. Is it loading can't move, though, all right? What is this down down down down down? Oh god, my head, i got a headache.

Ah sunday mornings, uh too much jaeger. Oh my hey, i love the graphics. They're really awesome. Tell us this, is it blood or is it rose, rose, leaves or whatever it's called yeah.

It's roses yeah it and we got the is no news. I'm just kidding uh a lot of people who i don't know when they play scary games. They tend to make it in to a joke or maybe which i think is hilarious, but i'm not gon na. I'm not gon na do that because um, i am scared, so i'm not gon na hide that i think it ruins kind of the point of the game.

If you want to just joke around about it all the time i don't know. Oh, i should not click that. Can i throw it? Okay, that wasn't me i'm out of here? Oh god, i don't trust that juice where's. The is this on get up come on, get up daniel.

What the seriously i don't trust you guys you can. I punch him in the nuts nope. What was that it's been what like 10 seconds and i'm already scared. Okay come on, i'm not a just gon na head out there, nothing usual just gon na go out here and ah okay, no don't go with that door! Camp in the corner camp in the corner, i'm a cod player.

I know this camp in the corner works every time all right check the corners for campers and a jump shot holy. I hate this game already, ah deep breath, you can do this. What was that? I heard breathing was that me tinderbox. I think that i don't trust these kind of rooms like it looks nice, but i don't know i'm not gon na go there.

I'm not gon na. Do that all right! Okay, i might as well go in there. It's like a part of the game right. All right, i can see through uh.

I see you whatever. Let's just do this, let's take it slowly. Nice knees check the corners god, it's so uh. It's so creepy that i can't see.

I can't see this. It's so dark, so i mean it scares the hell out of me. That's this is a nice room got a nice velvet chair. Okay, i just should stop doing that.

Ah some liquor. Oh, i can't pick it up. No, you liquor, tinderbox! My head is tilting what the hell what's up with that all right, let's keep on moving. Ah, it's a nice painting.

I wonder what year it is very nice. Ah we read the renaissance. Verena is very nice depth in this picture and uh. That cow was actually my first lover, her name was christine and that's not even funny, so i don't know why.

I'm saying that all right, nice and easy nice and easy i should remember this - is what's in the cutscene right. What the yes! Oh, my did you guys hear that i'm so scared already? Oh, i got goosebumps seriously your couch all right, nice and easy daniel seriously. Did i just walk through here or someone else? Oh yeah disorienting. Ah, take it easy.

Take it easy! Now i got this. That's very prior normal activity over that i hate that movie so much all right, no shake the corners jump, shot nope! That door did not just open itself and we got ta share. Okay, let's go in here, so dark. What the what the oh! It was.

Oh, my you statue. I wasn't scared me scared what the hell all right like i don't want to go in there. I guess, let me shake the corners i'll, just shake the choirs, it's pretty nice painting here. I should just holy.

No, no! No! No! No! No! No, this game. Oh that's, nice! I can throw sweet old archives. He fell to the kitchen floor. Tears were beginning to well in his eyes as he received the first kick in his stomach.

Hazel remained hidden in his fear. She too would be punished. I have no idea what that meant. Oh, i just heard some someone outside it.

Kind of creeped me out. Did you get? Did you guys hear something? The is that sound coming from, i got a book awesome. Oh, i want to burn it. Let the books hit the door it's hard there.

We go all right. Ah, my oh, this game camp in the corner, always camp in the corner, all right! Ah this game, i'm gon na end part one there's.