I'm back baby, that's right, you missed me feel free to type down an essay. How much you missed me in the comments right now. Please ignore the glasses okay. This is not some sort of fashion statement that i'm back and now i wear glasses.

No, i just forgot to order contact lenses. Thank you very much, although why has no one told me that in these glasses i look like harry potter's dead seriously? This is, i don't want to wear these. It's what i'm saying. No, i hate it if you're wondering what i've been doing since i weigh yeah, i don't know been reading and trying to learn, japanese and it's impossible.

I don't know i'm trying and that's about it. I got nothing interesting, but let's see what's going on with you guys in the pewdiepie subreddit uh and to be fair, i miss you guys too a little bit tiny bit. Oh, oh, okay. I've realized, you know we're on year.

What is it 11? 12. Now i need to stay relevant, obviously, and the best way to stay relevant, as everyone knows, creating drama. That's why, instead of trying to focus on one person like i've done in the past, t-series coco melon, you know those have been huge failures in the end, because youtube comes in and says no, you can't you're bullying we're gon na start drama with everyone. You can't stop me youtube.

Therefore. I found this website called random youtube and we will start drama with today, braincraft worst channel i've ever seen. You can't wear your. Is there so who wears their brain outside their head? That's the dumbest thing.

I've ever seen! Bro, you don't even have a million subs yet cringe so yeah go and no don't do anything. It was a stupid joke. I've stopped that already anyway, let's check out the way he's so lucky he met pewdiepie out in the public, except this jacksepticeye. That's hilarious! Excuse me, excuse me, are you pewdiepie? Is that beauty filter, jesus christ, god damn smoky silky cheeks on jack's eye me trying to blow uh tnt using a youtube tutorial after just likes for remove yes? Yes, we're never complaining about the dislikes being removed youtube.

Never it's! The worst thing ever done this happened almost three years ago, but i'm still unable to forget this masterpiece. You know that you can jump off a high point and place water right before you hit the ground. This is true. Any fall damage as such dream.

Better watch out dream better watch out. I guess the new thing is to build a boat mid-air right, an important photo. I remember this. We were playing smash.

I think. Oh damn time flies. Dude jesus jack looks so different. He looks more like a leprechaun in this one.

I will say that i don't get it. Oh i get it. Did everyone stare at her ass jesus christ, men dude, if i swore in his video like, i would know that a lot wait 6189 or none. What? If i swear now and then click six, are you kidding me? Why is that on tick? Tock, god, damn it when you realize the next enemy of subscribers is going to be mr peace.

I guess i'm gon na have to start my next drama with mr b's. Diss track coming now, i'm joking, i'm not gon na, do it, so our power is out. Our only light is our pewdiepie chair and it kind of look. You found the secret achievement.

Peepee chair, hell, yeah well done proud of you yeah. I keep forgetting that. It lets up the chair lights up guys. I don't know if you know that it lights up, it's pretty epic pewdiepie confirmed what we suspected about his relationship with mark hell.

Yeah. Thank you uh. Oh my god mango makes videos here after months. I finally finished pewdiepie melody: okay uh-huh, because i remember you made like a nice new version.

Oh beautiful, oh wow got a whole orchestra. Okay, sure it's got that swedish uh tone to it. I touched my eye and i guess i had something in my finger. I can't i'm not crying, i actually i mean it is beautiful, oh god, damn it: okay, critical waiting for peace to contact him to host meme review.

What am i i'm allowed to collaborate? Critical, don't get me wrong, but meme review, there's no good memes lately and i'm crying over it. Apparently it's what god damn it. What was on my finger? Did you guys see anything? Here's an idea! Memes are bad right now, right. Everyone notices we're not doing meme review.

Is it cause and effect which one came? First, chicken egg? You tell me it was nice meeting you pewdiepie. Likewise my pleasure yeah there was an announcement. Youtube shut down uh. What was it called? Uh youtube shut down original content group, which means rip scare pewdiepie once and for all.

It was the only thing that could have saved it scare, pewdiepie season, two, so there's uh, there's just no hope. There's no hope. It's a shame. Um uh, it was a cool, uh cool project and i'm happy to have been part of it.

There's a lot of talent. People on that group of youtube that i got to interact with what happened pretty much. I didn't see it though so cringe norway is so weak. I don't even notice their invasion.

Epic cringe, so finland and sweden might join natto. Now i think, listen, i'm not keeping up with world politics. Russia is about something i don't know i don't whatever. So we might have to accept norway as part of the well even better.

This is what i said: alliance, nato. I don't know what i'm talking. I shouldn't say anything. This is a joke everything i say joke everything i ever said joke.

You know what i need. I need one of those signs hold up. I'm like this is a joke. Sorry enjoy this picture.

Fizz generally pissed that scary piece. Okay, i think it was pretty clear. I definitely needed a break jesus christ i was streaming and chat was just so annoying and i can't hold it in anymore, the backseat gamers. Let me play the goddamn game away.

I want to play it. I don't need to know every single detail about it. Shut. The up anyway, i would never even think of a woman, okay, the true idea of being nice.

Let's go a woman, she doesn't want to move to an island and live like a hermit. Her most of my life is punishment. Let's this is indoctrinated. Footage cgi, don't believe cgi cb cg line get it so i changed the line.

I think you got the joke. It was a joke. Look at this styling swedish beast. I look without glasses, although it is blurry.

So i can't really see look at this harry potter's. Bully ass dan, sorry yeah! That's me, okay, see! That's how i feel without my glasses, all black suit. Just like my wedding baby. Let's go this english youtuber called jack sucks that i bought both the hundred mill play button and the box finally reunited them together, yeah.

So apparently, lizard sold his, which you know he could have hang on to it a little longer i mean i didn't, expect him to keep it forever, but i think it's fair enough. I don't really care. You know how everyone is like. Oh there's one for there's a person for everyone, not no.

No, no. I think most people aren't ready for a relationship because they have their own issues to deal with and when you're in a relationship, those issues will come to life onto the other person, and maybe that person is very capable to help you get through those okay. It can happen, but a lot of time. It just becomes this really toxic horrible nasty situation where people's lives get wasted or ruined, and i don't think it's fair black pill.

Pewdiepie jesus christ, yeah there you go, you must love self before loving other or not. I don't care, i haven't, used the new texture pack in a while. Okay, that's epic, hello! I am back good old stefano man, god damn that man, you piece of you dead to me. Do you understand? I will kill you.

Why was i posting so much on instagram back in the day can't hear can talk, can touch can't go to japan? Oh yeah, that's right! I'm still here, that's cool uh! I'm gon na go out of line here and announce that the pandemic is over, because i am back i'm back now. You can stop worrying about it. I've you're welcome i've cured everyone. I fixed it there you go, there's no more illness in the world.

Uh i'm holding the joke sign. Herpes is still a thing, though i try. Okay, i call them. Can you do something about that? They said no but they're working on it.

Everything else. I fixed that you're welcome all the big pete's explaining the ass. His piece is struggling to get 10 fps. I need a new computer, don't i i don't feel like it.

I don't want to shut up. Oh 300k. Goddamn butt bam, bada bam, skip it. Air, like the red shades that gave me very sleek, very cute i should use.

Can i borrow this as in steal it for my, like stream, uh joe and cordero 6565, great name, great name, we'll. Never forget pewdiepie purposely having one of the most disliked videos on youtube, removing the disney camp, i'm never gon na give it up you're, always gon na. Let me down uh my sister watching sniper wolf me watching pewdiepie. I barely see them having a laugh average sniper.

Wolf fan: pewdiepie enjoyer. You know what i don't trip on sniperwolf. She i'm sure video, great okay. I don't have to on everyone.

I don't honestly, i don't have a problem with sniper wolf but braincraft more, like lamecraft sleeping with friends, you're not supposed to do that. That's bad advice: hey you got the reference nice. You know we had all this music lined up right at least four or five songs ready. I just this killed me man.

They just took it down. Man bro, i'm not dead. No. I appreciate that.

Thank you. Yes, reject modernity, embrace tradition, the industry. What what why you're going to tell me there's a problem with the industrial revolution? Now i don't believe that oh, we got another one hell, yeah, oh so, smooth so silky. I want to lick that i can't be the only one shut up that one fourth grader, showing off his cool new toy that he stole from a first grader.

What google says about pewdiepie might think three billion i mean i wouldn't be here for, if i didn't know, i wouldn't be here, i'd be on mars with elon musk. I just realized. I'm not gon na have space to bring back everyone. Okay, all right! That was fun.

It's almost like i enjoyed doing this, but you know everyone needs break once in a while. Thank you for being respectful and appreciative. I appreciate you guys likewise, thank you for subscribing that's a great way to support channel and uh. You know what you don't have to buy anything i feel like uh i've been selling you guys enough stuff buy your grandma, some flowers.

How about that? Okay, brofist.